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Yokel Matt

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  1. no you don't... you just need to be bent in a new position
  2. Sorry chaps... I forgot that it's necessary to make sure i clarify every potential sticking point or area of confusion of a post so that things are not taken the wrong way. Of course what happened to the child is horrible The point was, if you read the article, that it says the law only covers dog attacks in public places. All i was suggesting was that, if parents win the case and successfully get compensation... as they probably should... it could mark another change in the law in addition to the extra powers the RSPCA were recently granted. i.e... some curtain twitching nause over
  3. Very nice stuff mate That a nice set up you have there as well... obviousley well up to the task with a good shot at the helm
  4. humble apologies Maybe i should have put this in the general section... and bad press for anyone with a working dog i would imagine. Edited to say i wasn't being sarcastic..
  5. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6566811.stm If the parents of the poor nipper win the legal side against the dog owner that could set a dangerous legal precedent, which needless to say is just what the RSPCA and anti's would exploit
  6. Very nice buck there P&G... great head on him and very good shot at that distance What cal was the rifle? Those hw77's go on for ever I have an hw77k in .22. Great shooting both yourself and your lad
  7. It doesn't say a lot for our education system The 'im only fourteen' line may help these rude little shites get away with stealing cars and mugging old ladies but he has the wrong attitude for this site. JMHO... Burn Him :download:
  8. I knew there had got to be one dumb-ass in this country who has actually done that!
  9. munching... hand jobs... Apparently there's loads of lads in Brighton who'll hand mince till the cows come home for the price of a bacardi breezer... so i've heard... or have i got the wrong end of the stick. If.. however.. we're talking about a porkert style table top mincer then i don't think they would cope with bones. When the pressure gets too much .. ie.. pushing stringy venison through and the mincer holes get clogged they tend to puree it and spill it back out the feeding end. Partially frozen good cuts work best which, if i'm honest, are not the sort of cuts i'd put through a mi
  10. Never thought i'd say this but the making up is going to have to wait a bit... nothing like pushing chunks down a plughole to ruin the mojo.
  11. So... is it just me or does this shit happen to everyone Its the Mrs birthday tomorrow... supposed to be going rock climbing but as i've fecked my collarbone it ain't happening so i came up with a scheme that i thought was guranteed to score me some browney points (and maybe even a little slap and tickle.. ) A last minute suprise party... last minute on my part anyway The cut to the chase it was all going brilliantly until some fecker got her on the tequila and now im on five minute shuttle runs with a jam pot full of vomit or using my finger to help get the 'chunks' down the plug h
  12. f**k me :whistle: there's some sick feckers on this site. Makes you wonder what other pics you have on you pc's Having said that the pic of the fat bird trying to do her jeans up has got the bile rising again... catch you later :sick:
  13. How bigs your hen :thumbs-up: ... should get 8 under her
  14. Most natural way to do it mate... not sure what infection you are talking about. Silkies are very reliable hens for bringing off eggs.
  15. Good stuff mate... good few Easter Bunnies there with head shots as well by the looks of things Have a good bank holiday bud
  16. Yokel Matt

    DRINK.

    Lucky the conversation was surfing... otherwise it would probably end with my standing 200 yrds away holding out a 50p bit between two fingers and you at the other end with your .223 :drunk:
  17. I believe parafin wax is good.. very cheep and no scent. :stink:
  18. Yokel Matt

    DRINK.

    Broke my collar bone last Sunday after a drunken boast about being good at surfing turned into a bet that i could ride a longboard-scateboard to bottom of a 200yrd steep hill without stacking it Needless to say the hangover didn't help my concentration with the speed wobbles i got two thirds the way down.. and bouncing twice on the concrete before hitting the fence didn't help my collarbone :black eye: There's a moral here somewhere...
  19. If you go after the dreys you'll have to be quick as the trees are starting to leaf up ant that'll make seeing & shooting the buggers even harder
  20. I'd get poking/shooting the drays out mate and the get some baited cage traps down (with maze or sommit). Like Ditch says they are suicidal... their inquisitiveness is their downfall.
  21. If you find the culprit i'd give her the chop mate The others may end up copying her and thats all you need. Had the same problem with my light sussex. Suprisingly enough the naughty one was in great conditiob herself and not the scrawney one i thought it was. . Shell's point of filling one with mustard if an old school remedy but known to be very effective
  22. Ohh mate.. thats not a bad ratio. I had a right fecking mare last weekend.. got three in 15 shots got to get out more
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