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  1. bell

    Coronavirus

    No reason why they won’t be cruising round our shore, we get orcas and tuna and the oceans are warming, plenty of seals ......
  2. bell

    Coronavirus

    Terrible ain’t it mate, I have a holiday cottage in the dales rented out every weekend over the next few months. Emailed all those booked in today telling them I’m shutting it until June at the earliest.......the less Folkes travelling around the better...
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    Coronavirus

    Will be a shame Keith, look forward to your little anacdotes
  4. Been in a building society that got robbed at gunpoint......I didn’t reckon much to it either !
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    Coronavirus

    He’s a good fella Don, always spoken up for folk round here.......just met a fella lives down our lane, lives round the back of the deer park. Reckon he’s written to Rishi about the state of the lane as the bin men are refusing to drive down, said Rishi was coming up for a site visit with highways ........I did suggest maybe, just maybe he had bigger fish to fry
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    Coronavirus

    She couldn’t predict the year of her death and told the cops a darkie dreadlocks was responsible for a murder and it turned out he was white as a sheet !
  7. bell

    Coronavirus

    Oh how I look forward to cheery nuggets to set me up for the day Keith
  8. Best of luck mate.....
  9. In my younger days I used to greatly enjoy hunting beaver on a warm summers evening. I too also found that vodka played a key role in whether I was successful or not. That's a lovely one you have bagged there Kim, I don't think I ever had one that size...…...keep up the good work
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    Weed ;)

    Don’t think DC in Canada mate......and I was thinking of Mr Plod ?
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    Weed ;)

    You lads gona get your doors taken off one of these days...........
  12. Some terrible stories on here, my mate went round to his sisters last year, found her dead on the floor and his brother in law swinging. She went first, he laid her out then did himself. Murder inquiry at first but they had money troubles, house about to get repossessed, and plod happy they both wanted to go...……...terrible, just terrible...……...
  13. Take your number down aswell mate...……………….
  14. Nice to know the history, enjoyed that mate..
  15. At least you’d see them coming in the Hi viz
  16. Yep, that’s me done mate......enjoyed it while it lasted !
  17. Was out today and babies running through the bloody nets........
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    RIP minister

    Cheers Ken, finger on the pulse again.
  19. Smart that mate, enjoyed it, thanks.
  20. Great write up mate, really enjoyed that ....
  21. bell

    Harry & Meghan

    Feck me that made me ? ??
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