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  1. I’d have a net across there permanently July onwards
  2. Yes mate, I don’t wish them any harm, nice to see just a pain with the dog snapping at them, gona sting himself stupid mutt. Heather honey will be real nice.
  3. A little OTT at this stage perhaps
  4. Andrena Scotica it is.
  5. Cheers mate, they appear every year at this time getting under the same slab but seems more this year. Not there all summer though but they drive the dog mad.
  6. Yes I feckin hate anything that flys and stings and the wife’s not much better !
  7. Narrr looks like one of your trail cam shots now
  8. Anyone know what type of bee this is ?.......nesting under paving slab right outside my door.
  9. Aye, that’s the fella you gota watch out for ....Old Snuffly Beagles......his name has stricken fear into many a man my old pal..
  10. Get some bread chucked in that big hole you’ve dug mate, grease the sides they will never get out
  11. bell

    BBQ Time.

    what is the key to a perfect poached egg.....I’ve tried and tried. At the moment the best I get is cracking them into a small tea strainer so the really runny watery white goes through. Use the freshest you can get etc but still I struggle !
  12. bell

    Coronavirus

    I still don’t understand how someone can go from sports reporter/tv personality to fully blown crank overnight......something must have happened to him, break down or alian abduction or something
  13. And I’ve heard a whisper his dogs a big buggar....
  14. What a coincidence, a pal of mine used to fly a sparrowhawk and one day it came back with a starling and believe it or not the starling was shouting “get this fcuking wanker off me !”.....
  15. Exactly Wilf, this morning upto pollytunnel, asparagus picked, chicken house on the way back.....and hey presto breakfast !
  16. And you know its a massive gay dogging spot because..........let me guess your ‘friend’ told you
  17. That could be just as easily a hammerhead shark from above !
  18. bell

    Coronavirus

    If it all goes pear shaped any chance of your ferrets mate
  19. bell

    Coronavirus

    Reckon it will be tomorrow once police and army are sorted..
  20. bell

    Coronavirus

    No reason why they won’t be cruising round our shore, we get orcas and tuna and the oceans are warming, plenty of seals ......
  21. bell

    Coronavirus

    Terrible ain’t it mate, I have a holiday cottage in the dales rented out every weekend over the next few months. Emailed all those booked in today telling them I’m shutting it until June at the earliest.......the less Folkes travelling around the better...
  22. bell

    Coronavirus

    Will be a shame Keith, look forward to your little anacdotes
  23. Been in a building society that got robbed at gunpoint......I didn’t reckon much to it either !
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