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bell

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  1. Looking forward to those warm summer nights......going chasing them in the dark..
  2. Just joined up and am fishing the Swale this year mate........am after sea trout .....
  3. Nice to have something physical to remember the occasion by.....funny isn’t it, I would imagine most people’s reaction to eating puma or bear would be no thanks....but they do say it’s really good eating....that’s going to be a trip of a lifetime ..
  4. No black man going to take my title......Minter was cut to feck in 3 rounds.....
  5. For definite it’s got to be the whole experience and the ones I’ve seen look hard work to get to the point where a cat is treed. What you going to do with the carcas?
  6. My view is that they are legal at the moment....as the arrow/bolt doesn’t travel down the barrel this is key......have written evidence from basc that they don’t think its a firearm.... Good luck on your cat hunt mate, watched a few and some of those Toms are feckin huge......take it you will hunt and tree with dogs ?
  7. Met a fella today who paid £1500 for an airbow. The cops have taken it off him and reckon it’s a firearm.....don’t think legislation covers it at the moment......watch this space.....
  8. Some job that mate......I turned up and pressed the bell to be let in by a fella that looked like he was out of the Adams family......I was a little apprehensive......
  9. Yup had a pair of Whardales back in the day ....
  10. Once attended a post mortem.....pathologist opened him up.....this was the second pm....he cut the rough stitches open and pulled out this black bag from the body cavity.....I was thinking ‘what the F.... is that ‘..........turns out the original pathologist put all the internal organs in a bin liner and put them back inside.....
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    I was in hospital a couple of years ago with kidney stones screaming like a girl and sister on the ward who had seen it all before offered me some oral pain killers or a ‘magic bullet’ that would take the pain away.....she didn’t wait for my answer but just put on the surgical gloves with that knowing smile on her face....
  12. That looks a beautiful river, would imagine the trout would see you coming a mile away, although if they’re not fished for you may get lucky......great trip and in the memory bank forever.....
  13. Wrong time of year for fishing mate, wouldn’t mind going back later in the year, some of the trout fishing is out of this world but it’s fly only so that’s you scupperd mate ......it’s a pretty cool place, some nice bars and restaurants and everyone’s pretty laid back, all have a great standard of living.....
  14. Was in Reykjavik last week for a few days, anything on here take your fancy ?.......
  15. I have family up there mate....
  16. Had a few in the pots last summer......looking forward to it again this year....
  17. Yes those big lumps of fat make me heave...……...Scottish all the way for me
  18. Nice to see you put your plus fours on for the hunt.......proper job mate....
  19. Hands up, who looked down her top ?
  20. Absolute bollox mate isn’t it.....shit happened back in the day on all sides....leave the past alone....
  21. Pm me a picture of him mate, the lad I know likes a trip out to north yorks......likes to hit the tea rooms lol...
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