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  1. Gays for Palestine… yay
  2. mushroom

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    I know… I’ve had the last collar for 15years. Fuuck all wrong with it and the other night it got shall we say misplaced, whilst under the influence of a heavy mixture of beach, drink, spliff, bbq and a childlike abandon. The moment I realised it was gone…. I took a very long solo swim in the sea before even talking to her again
  3. mushroom

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    nice one D, I’ll ping him a msg
  4. mushroom

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    Can you DM me a link by any chance mate? Or pop it up here if you don’t think he’ll mind
  5. mushroom

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    Anyone know if A is still doing the collars and how to get hold of him please?
  6. This carried across language barriers tonight mate
  7. There was a really nice chap on here who posted about French badger digging, beagle packs (I think) etc look up some of his threads and maybe shoot him a PM
  8. When I get low in testosterone, I find some children in the park and beat them infront of their parents…. Makes me feel like I’m in the SBS…. Try it
  9. I’ll send you a can of “man the fuuck up” Hey we all laugh but this affects a lot of men and in truth no cnut wants to talk about it, me included. Maybe this is a part of the reason so many many take their lives across the world every year. How the fuuck did we get here from scones ffs LMAO
  10. Mate you have heard of the 3 right? Lmao
  11. Oh behave you tart, I’m pretty sure you knew I was ribbing…. xxx
  12. Someone’s got limp d!ck
  13. We may agree here, on this topic and many others…. However he is correct. You’re fecking old and I’m positive upside down backwards
  14. Nah mate… get the jam all mixed up and runny (ish) pop the butter then cream on the scone and chop a bit of said jam into the cream….. adding the bap, barm debate into this… The world will never understand why the Brit’s went to civil war a second time
  15. To add… that’s half the dish! Greedy cnut ate most of it while I was ‘avin a cold shower lol
  16. Had a couple (holidays) came home and properly made love to the kitchen…. The mrs has just managed to stop screaming “oh no” We've got crab claws (pricey fuuckers), clams, langoustines, octopus, squid and monkfish. Veggies… corn (spring onion, onion, garlic, mushrooms, coriander, a ton of minced ginger, chilies)…. For me the chopped anchovies in the sauce took the whole thing to the next level.
  17. You can’t beat an honest to God crumble mate
  18. Do Argos not do the starter kits anymore?
  19. mushroom

    London

    Take a stagecoach into London mate
  20. If you tie them up and allow yourself a bit of leeway for abuse…. They will re-wire your house and clean up after themselves… so I’m told
  21. I swear when the lip comes out…. I know I’ve a relaxed day ahead. Usually take the dog to the pub and have a chilled beverage or the beach and have a chilled beverage. I’ve still not worked out yet why they kick off the day following but hey, a peaceful day is worth a testicle
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