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mushroom

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  1. Hang on… a big cat shagged Forest of Dean…. And Claire saw this?
  2. Jurassic park for me was a total shambles! The book is far superior. Don’t even get me started on Shogun adaptations!!!! RIP Shelly.
  3. @dogmandont If he wants/is interested in these, shoot me a PM and I’ll send individual photos. From looking about, I think 30 each plus the shipping (should be around 20 notes but I’ll check it before so he’s paying only the real cost )
  4. Think I’ll put them on EBay or similar and see what happens. No idea where they came from (magazine or shop) or what brand. Pretty certain they’re none of the mentioned brands though.
  5. The mrs has just been given a load of toy cars, similar to matchbox but bigger. All in the boxes. I’ll put some photos up in a bit, just curious if anyone knows if the types are worth anything. Metal, no brand name on the boxes.
  6. Worked at a factory years ago that made bedding/pillows etc… there was a right cnut who used to sneak about hiding behind boxes and would grass if she saw you chatting… imagine boxes piled 5high (about 3m) toppling down on her as I charged into the fuuckers. Stuck two fingers up and walked out
  7. Been there, several times. I once clandestinely (no way was my flatmate allowed to see this thing I woke up to) “helped” an older lady out of our flat when I was 23 by telling her I had to work, still pissed, on a Sunday morning at 6:30am in Blackpool….. nobody is innocent When a lady says “you can’t do me up the arse because I’ve just had a camera up there” it really paints a picture
  8. mushroom

    Euros

    Turkey didn’t deserve that win.
  9. Even I when single wouldn’t slide up to that!…. What is it?
  10. No cnut sleeps in my bed! (I do sometimes let women sleep at my feet but that’s a whole other topic)…. You let dogs sleep in your IKEA?…. Dirty arse licking, ball sucking, shit rolling, dead animal stinking wankers ain’t getting nowhere near my bed. Unless I’m camping, then the dickhead can do what he wants… but not in my bed/hammock/comatose dream
  11. Is this proof big cats roam the wilds of Britain? Pub customer videos 'five foot' long beast prowling through field - after scientist found DNA showing non-native felines are at large in UK | Daily Mail Online WWW.DAILYMAIL.CO.UK A pub punter has captured a mystery 'five-foot' long beast crawling through...
  12. Who else is tempted to msg “merseysidemadness” on Telegram?
  13. I do but possibly not much longer...
  14. You do realise that I'm a Brit?
  15. Bring back bear wrestling.... that'll show 'em
  16. Animal Welfare: Keeping a donkey in a bathtub is not an appropriate environment for an animal that requires space, exercise, and a natural habitat to thrive. Donkeys are large animals that need access to outdoor areas where they can graze and socialize. Placing them in a small, confined space like a bathtub can cause stress, discomfort, and even physical harm. By making it illegal to keep a donkey in a bathtub, authorities can ensure that these animals are not subjected to unnecessary suffering. Who the fuuck thought it a good idea to "house" a fuucking donkey in a bath tub???
  17. Ahem....... 20 Weird Laws in Alabama You Won't Believe are True MONEYINC.COM Each state has its unique laws that people may not expect. For example, it's illegal to get a fish drunk in... Breaking The Law: The Illegal Act Of Housing Donkeys In Bathtubs | PetShun PETSHUN.COM Discover the shocking truth about a bizarre and dangerous phenomenon: the illegal practice of housing... Yall a bunch of Forrests over there bro
  18. All that heroism and you still need laws on the statutes about not taking a bath with a donkey
  19. That's the worst thing... Sat in work and something will trigger a memory from years ago and I'll let out an audible "kinell"
  20. I still do daft sh!t and wake up cringing! only 2 hours ago did I wake, clutching my brow, proclaiming.... why?
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