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mushroom

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  1. Personally buying a Glock online I believe is a recipe for disaster…. I was fuucking tempted though, just for the crack in the mountains. Then I realised, I live in Spain and can buy one and carry legally. Not sure how they would be about me firing it off in a national park mind
  2. Won’t show the photos but you get the picture lol
  3. Here in Spain they sell everything on the streets. I can buy a Louis bag, Oakley glasses, some weird carb filled roasted plant and a gram of coke from the same African chap
  4. I heard he slept with Ian’s mum and she said he was better (than who you ask yourselves).. So Walshie got the hump.
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    Euros

    Am I mistaken and missed a thread on this tournament? I’m loving it like a fat cnut in a KFC free buffet.
  6. I’m a member of a certain msging application group. Normally all that’s advertised is types of weed, hash, oils etc… I took a look the other day and everything and anything was posted for sale. Acid, Xanax…. And for the princely sum of 400€ you can have yourself a Glock with a full clip…. Obviously I wasn’t tempted at all
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    Stonehenge

    It was on the news here and old timers in the bar were going sick! They understand cultural heritage
  8. Imagine being wrong about a simple thing like this! Shame on you beeatch
  9. You said there was a bridge…. Just saying
  10. Back to the EEC, I’m all for it but the E federal people taking the piss U.. I hope the spongers and leeches that sup the gravy all die from the clap.
  11. My mate once took a shit and a w@nk at the same time in the bath, an empty bath and God knows what hour. He wasn’t just steaming, he was pilling his tits off lol. His dad walked in and said what the fcuk are you doing he said and I quote from his dad’s mouth “I’m taking a shit and having a w@nk” and continued He was about 17/18 at the time. This wasn’t a one off! Oh no. His main routine was to either piss off the landing or in his eldest sisters wardrobe
  12. You know so much about him, it must be love
  13. And? You think that statistic makes them adult at 16? Ask anyone on here who has daughters. They’ll tell you that they are a bag of emotions at that age and need guidance
  14. Yes and no! They are more advanced (witnessed it with my own eyes) but at 16 they are not adults, they still have that teenager’s bollocks going on and make the same stupid decisions we all have done.
  15. Imagine having a party called the right…
  16. You’re such a cockney nob head
  17. Wanka’ ya wrong Mate, I sleep with I’m guessing lynx and other reasonably large cats with the dickhead, in a hammock and never once have I seen one, in 12 years. Many times I’ve been woken with him getting largy and always assumed it was pigs
  18. That and they have a party called “the left”!!!
  19. I did here and now she speaks 5 languages and works in an Italian restaurant…. Doh!
  20. Seriously? No one sees it?
  21. Very clever. Living here for so many years, it kind of numbs the vocabulary
  22. I don’t vote in Spain or EU. Technically I have the right to vote but as I say “I’m a guest in your country, when I don’t like what I see or told, my name is Goff” Fuuck me, look at this photo and tell me what’s crazy
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