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    Ian WTAF?

    mushroom posted a topic in General Talk

    You’re letting cnuts spam and no mod is cleaning this? Wrong!
  2. mushroom
    A princely some back then.
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    Not sure where they have the sirens mate and no idea about Blighty… I’m in Barcelona
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    Just to be clear this wasn’t the alarm on the phone. This was an actual air raid type siren. First time I’ve heard in 10years.
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    Incoming ICBM…. Don’t panic, your IKEA table will withstand the onslaught
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    And here we go again….
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    We’ve just had the nuclear/attack alert sirens going off like mental. I’m working from home and just stood there like a nob thinking oh Fuuck…. Sees my neighbour on his balcony and asked wtf is going on… turns out they’ve sent one of them alerts out (I never got it) saying there’s going to be a drill. Then it got me thinking that if it was real, they haven’t even told us what we’d need to do, where to go etc lol What’s the fuucking point then? Hey up people you’re gonna be incinerated in 3, 2, 1 Bet there’s a few sticky tourist bums about the now lol
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    In Madrid it’s actually not that bad. In Barcelona (which is defo far worse), I just walk around with an evil stare in my eyes and tell them in Spanish “Vete” ( ve-te) or “Vete a la calle” (calle is pronounced kaiyay) I never seem to have problems with them. I did launch a lady of African decent a couple of years ago because she tried to bump and rob my daughter. She went flying on her arse with me screaming in Spanish “touch my daughter bitch and I’ll fuuck you up” The tourists were horrified and the Spanish were clapping lol. I guess it is just watch out for them, never carry anything
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    Santorini will do your head in mate. Packed to the rafters with tourists. Madrid transport can be an absolute nightmare in terms of direct journeys. So I would suggest getting digs not too far away from the stadium.
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    … hear bats? I’m walking the dog now and the bats are out in force in the park. He instantly started looking up towards them, ears pricked blah. Bit of a wind etc, so there’s background noise. Just wondered if he could hear their sonar.
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    Lakes mate there used to be a couple of places that allowed portable bbqs or firepits. I'll see if I can dig them out tomorrow. One was in Eskdale or near and another one near Keswick.
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    Drives me insane when I send msgs and have to go back and correct the Yank shite spellings courtesy of autocorrect.
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    I've spent a lot of time debating and falling out with this crap with a good Dutch mate who is completely anti my position... I warned him this was inevitable! Farage started it and it's not gonna stop. Federalisation is impossible in Europe and we as sovereign nations don't want it! WELCOME WAR. THIS TIME WE SHOULD TOP THE CNUTS AT THE TOP FIRST!!!
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    I’m more concerned about the position of them lights there
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    Imagine being ISIS and seeing that lot running towards ya firing off rounds
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    RIP Gudrun

    mushroom posted a topic in General Talk

    Supergran has passed at 98 years old. Used to love Sunday afternoons, fat dinner and then Supergran, the only thing I was allowed to choose to watch when me dad was in. Running around through his clouds of pipe tobacco pretending to be a super hero lol.
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    It’s like we can recognise an Ozzie accent but we wouldn’t really know if it was a Queenslander or Western Oz one
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    Yes, It’s no different. You just recognise the country accent or dialect once you’ve heard it. Words and phrases can give it away just the same as in English (trash, barbie etc). Regional accents are more difficult for me from other countries. Spanish regionals, I’m not too bad at.
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    The shear adaptability and willingness to assimilate words is the strength of the English language. Spanish has a huge number of words that are Arabic in origin. Any Spanish word that begins with "AL" comes from the Moor invasion. We have a few in English too... Algebra, Algorithm etc
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    3 body problem was ok That reindeer thing... what a pile of shoite!
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    I guarantee the Catalan they are learning is not the same as Catalan here or in Girona, or in Lleida lol. They can't make up their minds on how to speak the fuucker universally It's pissing it down at the moment, I'd head down in a couple of weeks, once the spring rains have passed
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    I had to dust off my French a couple of months ago and it was diabolical lol. Spanish though, it’s only in the very south (Andalusia) they speak really fast. Even Spaniards have issues with the strange cnuts. If you can get Spanish down, Catalan would slip into place pretty easily and then also Italian
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    Get what ya want kids, uncle Gnash is paying
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