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  1. It’s a big world You should see me dressed up like little Bo Peep, quite fetching if I do say so myself Hence why I like my alone time LMAO
  2. Banned mine from having any devices in their bedrooms and never at night. Just ploughing through Blacklist again. Was just saying on another thread how fantastic am actor James Spader is.
  3. Nah that spoils the fun
  4. That’s my Corvid mask and perfectly reasonable to wear in public and always cleaned afterwards
  5. He’s a brilliant actor, really versatile. Although I wasn’t keen on that Wolf film with him and Nicholson.
  6. Nah she works for a wealthy family taking care of their elderly mother. Ya fuucking two week old cum stain
  7. The mrs works away most weeks, Monday to Friday, so I’ve got the gaff to myself. Do what I want, eat what I want, watch what I want and go out when I want. Last night I went out with the lads playing pool until 01:30, got back home around 2am, made a fry up and watched an episode or two of Blacklist in peace and quiet in my jimjams
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    Benefits

    I’ve refused to pay anything towards my UK state pension since I moved here. I’m constantly bombarded with “opportunities” to top it up… yeah right! Go fuuck yourselves giving my future to a bunch of illegal immigrants! I’ll sort myself out thank you.
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    Benefits

    Joey from Bread turning up to scratch on in a Jag lmao
  10. Try adding a bit of rice or corn flour (not enough to make it a bread though) and kneading it thoroughly to release the gluten into the mix. The mrs makes tortillas with two ingredients, maize/corn flour and water. Puts them in a frying pan with no oil then gives them a light toasting over the open gas flame on the hob…. Lush with any filling, personally beef tongue is my go to with a chopped tomatoes, onion, fresh coriander and chilies and lime juice salsa (pico de gallo)
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    THC vapes

    You can buy them from Spain easily mate. I’ve heard opening a Nickel account and use that to pay online is a good idea. Search in Spanish, using duck duck go browser and a VPN. I’ve also heard that buying in quantity is a bad idea
  12. Generous! He was on Twitter Slagging off THL? Who gives a fuuck about this little old gem in the rough on there? A GCSE in home economics and the ability to use Google doesn't make a man intelligent
  13. Lol I wish. Back then I was earning good commissions I should've bought Bitcoin and it was a one off that took my fancy, went with that Belarusian lass and a couple of her friends. Once was enough. wouldn't call it a waste but like I said it opened my eyes to the types that do pay for these things on a regular basis.
  14. Never had it personally but I've had some that was lovely to eat but I wouldn't pay the money to buy a tin Paid 300€ each for the mrs and me do do a tasting years ago what a night and an eye opener. A man of extravagant tastes! full fat, semi or skimmed?
  15. So the boats of colour are staying now, as well as the immis?
  16. Absolutely! Cheap caviar tastes nothing like the pricey stuff. A friend is a niece of a Belarusian politician. The stuff she used to get sent over here was crazy good. Then he got imprisoned and she moved away. Good vodka too but not as good as the stuff my Polish mate's mum makes There's a Russian delicatessen here in one of the poshest areas of Barcelona, you should see the prices, absolutely mental. 225 notes for 30g is nothing compared to what people will spend in there
  17. I knew a fairly wealthy couple (he was my boss) when I was younger and they used to go down to London on a weekend from up north and clear out Harrods etc. No need to do it, it just gave them a buzz when they'd had a touch of the marching powder. I'd go into the unit on a Monday and he'd have a gift bag for me lol Shirts, glasses, aftershave etc, all top brands. but this shit!!! I despair these days when I read the UK news. The country is a shithole full of people who have no business being there committing all sorts of horrific or blatant crimes. The government, politicians, councils and
  18. Mexicans around the world are having nervous breakdowns too
  19. Nah, one shot if you pot
  20. I just lost 20 quid coz that’s what he said
  21. Specifically the two shots after a foul.
  22. If anyone is in/passing a pub that has a pool table and the official rules are up on the wall in the next few days, take a photo and post it here please. I have 20€ riding on I’m right
  23. That’s offensive to all the genuine fuckwits out there mate
  24. It marries up well with the other apps I have installed.. “Cuntblock overweight curs with nothing better to do in their lives aside from sit all day on a forum that has zero representation of their daily life/past” and “thickcunt shield pro” great apps and available for all humans in all good brains, free of charge
  25. True! I have the “no cnuts who argue with fools allowed” blocking app
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