mushroom
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Everything posted by mushroom
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Handsomer by the day Great dig, I miss days like that
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It just rubs off on you. I once flew back to London as a representative of the company I worked for to attend a client’s crimbo party. Basically just landed, went straight to the party and started kissing cnuts on the cheek lol worst thing was I was greeted by a group of said clients at the same time and once I’d kissed the first lady on the cheeks (totally by reflex) it was pretty awkward for the next chap. The look on his face when he thought I was gonna be his office party snog
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Here in Spain people, strangers or acquaintances will walk into a bar/restaurant and say “buen provecho” basically enjoy your food. But the cnut is, you have to say thank you back. They always do it when you have a mouth full of grub ffs. The hugging and kissing strangers and friends cheeks has become second nature after 13+ years here. To the point where I have to restrain myself when I come back to Blighty
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Go anywhere in Europe or the world and you will spot British women a mile away! Not all are like the stereotype but the majority are.
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Total lack of self esteem/respect! My ex was a Brit (2 years together), the first I’d been with in over 13 years. The difference in attitude and self respect is night and day.
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The future is bright, bright orange takeaway food
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A mate of a mate many years ago grew it for the medical industry on license. Somewhere in Cornwall…. It was good weed
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Is this the same as the prescribed ganja for people with MS? A mates mum had the best shit, around 15-20 years ago. Came with a vapourising unit and she'd do the whole thing and then huff an inhaler type device. That got you pretty mellow TBF
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Now that is an experience. Shithole!!!!
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Bloody Hell Get a back up Genny for next time. Preferably one that runs on diesel or a low Kw wind turbine set up. If you have a fast moving stream or river nearby and you can create a drop, you could always rig up a turbine to that
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My mrs will love this. Thanks for the help with ideas! A night of snooker or pool is way more original than a meal, a rose and the expectation of bum sex
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A deep hole filed with lime or a pig farmer ending is more preferable! However… If I was put in that position, I wouldn’t have called the pigs. I’d be on the blower to my mates or my brief. Truthfully, I don’t know which would be first port of call
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Mine includes the trans triangle (fuuck me laughing at the fact I even know what a trans triangle is lol) If I refer to said object as a satchel from now on… would that calm the waters?
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I’ve loved that video for years. Exactly how I remember my elders, growing up
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I’m guessing you’ve not been CS gassed or had a flash bang go off near you
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I prefer to call it my bag (man purse is so last century) and as said… it’s a distraction Police dogs, thieves etc.. All they get is a pepper spray bomb and a flash grenade to their boat
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Had a few really good nights over at Bell Vue, Manchester way. Walked away with 500 notes in my pocket on an accumulator. Bookie didn’t want to pay up, some shit about a void ticket but a mates dad stepped in (obviously knew the score better than a green 17 year old) and told the bookie to honour the bet. Felt like I was walking with Bricktop, leaving with my swag Only time I ever left there up lol
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Phew! Maybe I’ll get my pension soon then Fuucking scrounging numpties who want a public pension and benefits at 40!
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No….. flip flops and no socks for me. I’m not a monster ffs lol
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Non branded. Wouldn’t want them tracing the purchase now would we
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Need something to throw for the police dogs when on my twinkle toes
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Let’s explain how a public pension works. Money is invested by the Government and that capitol then generates the pension percentage. No way could the amount you earn in 20 years (that is taken by NI) be used to fund any pension for potentially 40years. Back on the euthanasia topic. My Dutch mate and his family are now in the middle of this decision with their mum. My mum has put DNR on her medical notes..
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I have a man purse but I wear it at an acceptable length
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To the right sir?
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Looking back at the photo…. I reckon he’s got six toes and a crooked willy
