mushroom
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We don’t swing ?
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You’re as old as the woman your feeling…. I’m 28 ???
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Normally one bloke will have a pack. Obviously there are exceptions. I have photos somewhere, I’ll post them tomorrow.
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Me neither, was down at the in-laws last week and they have an Iceland, saw the kippers and that was me…. Bought a 2kg gammon too ?
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I’m on the kippers, eggs and paracetamol lol.. Seriously overdid it last night and still supping ??
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Went for a few chilled games of pool last night. Supposed to be a quiet one, I ended up wankered, he ended up wankered, both of us fuucked up meeting the ladies, got even more wankered. I managed to stagger home in time to miss New Year countdown, got told off, lost a bag of bud, came home and took two mushroom gummies, stuffed the cat into a shopping bag and spent hours laughing my bollocks off at it, got told off, woke up this morning and thought I’ll make it up, made her a cup of tea and put salt in it instead of sugar ??….. got told off ? Trying to convince her now to make me kippe
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How about a little faith @Francie ?
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It’s not about trust! It’s about facts. The technology existed in the 50’s to make a manned space flight. Just the exact knowledge and trial and error wasn’t in play yet. The testing was done and boom, man went to the moon. The cost was ridiculously high and there was no real alternative to failure in the worlds eyes. It was Russia v USA. So all available resources were thrown at the project and subsequent Apollo missions.
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Germans would’ve beaten the yanks to it by years if it wasn’t for a group of brave Norwegian soldiers! They already had the delivery tech all they had to do was finish perfecting runaway fission and harnessing it into a weapon.
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He’s talking about we didn’t go “back” not that they never went ???? Ffs Francie, clutching a bit aren’t we ? I got laid this morning, then she got up and made me a bacon butty… not every bloke got that this morning, does that mean it never happened? Ok it’s not going to the moon but it’s just as unbelievably amazing ?
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My last dog was a world beater. Swallowed two frozen together chicken fillets, whole! ?
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I start with guttering the top bit and putting a slope on that ledge.
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Moose, caribou, wolves, camels etc all run in deep bottomless ground, so weight isn’t the issue ? Feet play the biggest part imo.
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Or hawking a chicken bone up, along with the rest of their stomach contents at 3am because the mrs left the kitchen door open and they’ve bin raided ?
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It’s obvious who is out to cause trouble there. Police are absolute muppets, something needs to be done about these screaming rabbles!!!!
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A beanie type hat with built-in speakers. Bloody brilliant prezzie for skiing, hiking etc
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I’m at the in-laws near Alicante…. I was in Iceland the other day (yeah a fecking Iceland in Spain lol) and the bloke in front had a Naf Co 54 jacket on, the Knock off version of Naf Naf ?
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Wasn’t someone only the other day pointing out that Desmond and Socks had been quiet on the job recently ? The man did a lot for peace! RIP
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The only fuucking thing I brought to the table ??????
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Running theme for the next week…. I’m a kept man ? Oysters. Seafood soup with Cockles, clams, asparagus and home made smoked salmon and prawn ravioli.
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? Santa says you’re on the naughty list, ya cnut ?
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Father in law is on it all this week ?
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Fuucking piss take! Pikeys have had a load of cabling away apparently ? Train delayed for an hour and half ffs ?
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I’m gonna punch some cnut on this train in a minute! ?
