I have to say that dickhead is only a dickhead outside of the house ? At home he’s almost good as gold, go figure ?
I mind though when he was a pup he was a bit of a cnut in the house. Once in the middle of the night I hear him mucking about, banging like fuuck. I walk into the front room and it looked like Scarface had sneezed. He’d managed to get hold of a tub of magnesium tablets, shook it so hard they turned to powder, then he popped the tub open ? Powder everywhere, took me months to get it all up ?