Jump to content

mushroom

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Content Count

    19,263

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    21

 Content Type 

Everything posted by mushroom

  1. mushroom
    Aye very tragic. The rescuers worked their arses off to try and save him. Sad for all, RIP little one.
  2. mushroom

    Meat eater

    mushroom replied to Borr's topic in General Talk

    Pretty sure it’s just the sea mate. Most UK rivers will be too murky I reckon anyway.
  3. mushroom
    There used to be a couple of lads on here with Staghounds but they were more Midwest way I believe. Are you in the city? I would advise against getting a running dog if it’s not easy to let them run free everyday mate. I live just outside Barcelona and it would be almost impossible to live in the city and give him any sort of decent runs everyday. Just too many people and not enough open space.
  4. mushroom
    I didn’t because I’ve been there so many times, I just fuucked off with the dog and left them to it ? I’ll ask the mrs to send me the ones they got and post them up
  5. mushroom
    Of course I did ?
  6. mushroom
    They definitely try it on, just have to be aware (always) and not let anybody near or touch you
  7. mushroom
    I launched a lass on her arse back in September last year ? Cnut tried having her hand in my daughter’s handbag, big mistake, she went arse over tit (with some gentle persuasion from me ) whilst I called her every name under the sun that wasn’t a racial slur ?
  8. mushroom
    To add; he’s starting to feel his age now I reckon. He’s slowing down a bit and slept the entire journey home. Was a time he would’ve done 20+ more miles, a few thousand meters higher and still needed more ?
  9. mushroom
    Nothing major, the mrs has her sister over, so I took the day off and we went up to the monastery (I fuucked off with the dog up the mountain lol). Beautiful day, I even managed to get a siesta on the top and bit of a tan ?
  10. mushroom
    Liar.com ?
  11. mushroom
    Also in Salou there is an Indian restaurant that does the best chicken tika kebab ? I hate Salou but I will get the train just for the kebab ? If you’re planning on going to Portaventura, look online beforehand for the deals. It’s not a cheap day out, pack ya lunches and you can take beer in a rucksack, they’ve never confiscated mine ???
  12. mushroom
    I’ll warn the city ?
  13. mushroom
    If you need any tips or help, let me know mate Download an app called the fork, it will get you some top discounts in restaurants. Up to 70% in some in the city ?
  14. mushroom
    Spain mate, just up the coast from me. So you have the city and the beaches, best of both Just remember if you choose somewhere like the Balerics there’s a limit of 6 beers a day per person on the all inclusives (new law)
  15. mushroom
    Who eats hard boiled ffs?… me hungover, anything will do ?
  16. mushroom
    True story…. There is a God. Woke up slightly on the wrong side of right, found a jug of juice in the fridge and two eggs boiling on the stove… True story… there is a Devil and the cnut has wet hair and a face like a slapped arse. It was her breakfast and she isn’t happy anymore! How was I supposed to know? She was in the shower ??
  17. mushroom
    I’m a big boy now, with big boy pants ? Seems strange to have this conversation without lawyers present but still.. good to see ya still here ???
  18. mushroom
    As you can see Stan is still talking absolute riskey bollocks to cover his own discretion’s ?
  19. mushroom
    Hey up Albert, how you doing? Arsehole ?
  20. mushroom
    The mrs ain’t here (her sister hath arrived) so basically I’m on my own with noodles, cheese, meats assorted and fish pie with gravy ? I could post a piccie but the truth is, I’m not gonna…. It’s a foul but nice concoction of food! Like tuna on a pizza with maltesers, it just works ?
  21. mushroom
    Not a joke but the mrs asked me the other night if Billy Elliot was a true story ??
  22. mushroom
    Looks like he’s got a head like brick mate ?
  23. mushroom
    I didn’t mean I’ve been with blokes from foreign places mate, I’m a ladies man ?
  24. mushroom
    Take every man or woman at face is my mantra mate. I’ve no problems if mine come home with a bloke from foreign places (been there myself).
  25. mushroom
    If you didn’t use those terms your arguments would carry more weight mate. Our Jess is with an Italian bloke the same age as my mrs (yes it’s fuucked up ?) go back 30 years and they Itis had the same rep you are putting on all black blokes. A cnut is a cnut.
×
×
  • Create New...