It's like the old joke of a fella who was meeting his posh birds parents for the first time ... He was so nervous his stomach was bubbling and he could feel the wind building ... As they were sat down to dinner he was desperate for a fart ... Just then an old fat lab came in and sat next to him thinking quick he let one go and looked at the dog ... The birds father looked at the dog and gave a stern blackie out ... The old dog shuffled a bit but didn't really move thinking he was safe the fella let out a rip roaring fart ... Again the birds dad looked at the dog and even more sternly said blac
Bit strange putting up a pic of a random stranger in good shape,,,,something you want to tell us mate...lol
pics of the dogs feck knows who the fella standing next to em is, ansome though
He is a skinny little fukcer ...........
Did you not win a holiday recently?A weekend break an hour up the road ... I just about managed it .........
Everything's what you make it. A holidays f*****g great. A week with me mate, you'd soon enjoy holidays
I enjoy the peace and quiet I get when the wife and kids go on holiday and leave me behind ..........
A thick cut farmhouse loaf spread with salted butter with flame grilled beef crisps and smoked ham ... Crisps placed in whole and crushed down as you press the sandwich before cutting ...........
The bustard reintroduction is going very well they have third generation birds nesting laying and rearing wild ... They have even started to leave Wiltshire and nest in joining counties ..........
Nope had to take a tester in every month and every one kept coming back live ... Towards the end the birds at the reception would rip the piss and refuse go take my sample incase the got pregnant by just touching the tube lol .......