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    The Sea....

    Did you not win a holiday recently? A weekend break an hour up the road ... I just about managed it .........
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    The Sea....

    I fukcing hate going on holidays .........
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    Lol

    Good man ........
  4. I can't be 100% sure but the fourth pick down may be a man ...........
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    Locum Work

    A thick cut farmhouse loaf spread with salted butter with flame grilled beef crisps and smoked ham ... Crisps placed in whole and crushed down as you press the sandwich before cutting ...........
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    A Goat Foray

    He would swift change his mind if you REFUSED to take him wearing trackies .........
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    Project

    They will strip bark but only once everything else edible is gone ... Including the leaves off the lower branches .......
  8. TPMS meats deliver to Bristol ... Always good quality and an efficient service .......
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    Project

    Goats ... Easy to keep the meat is popular and bringing in a good price .........
  10. The bustard reintroduction is going very well they have third generation birds nesting laying and rearing wild ... They have even started to leave Wiltshire and nest in joining counties ..........
  11. Nope had to take a tester in every month and every one kept coming back live ... Towards the end the birds at the reception would rip the piss and refuse go take my sample incase the got pregnant by just touching the tube lol .......
  12. I was 7 months before I was clear ... Super sperm ...........
  13. Well done mate that's a beauty .......
  14. Your tubes must go up into your stomach because that were I could feel them when the fukcing butcher was pulling on them .........
  15. Yep watched it last night thought it was well made ... Looking forward to next week .......
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    Shaving (Cold)

    Had to dry shave and cold water shave ... Come to think of it I have muddy water shaved puddle shaved snow shaved lol .... Hot water is definitely the way forward ........
  17. and joined by his son, and notice both are curled up even though its a lovely spring day That's because there is no room for them both to stretch out .......... and you guessed that from the size of the door I have a tape measure and a tom tom ...........
  18. I had an infection that took two weeks to clear I was walking around like John Wayne and squealing like a girl every time I got up or sat down .......
  19. Now that you have stopped doing this as a business mate have you gone back into butchery ??? ...........
  20. and joined by his son, and notice both are curled up even though its a lovely spring day That's because there is no room for them both to stretch out ..........
  21. My mrs met him at a book signing ... Obviously the time you are with him is very short but she reckons he was a genuinely nice guy ..........
  22. People will do anything for a double chocolate chip cup cake ..........
  23. I'm sorry but TOMO has overstepped the mark and broken the forum rules ... Just because he is a bald giant the mods are to afraid to ban him for his blatant peddling of a mates litter ... Its shameless the way he just flaunts the rules and gets away with it ... I blame the cup cakes ... Before he started dabbling in them he was just like the rest of us ... But now a promise of a soft vanilla frosted cup cake and the mods let him do what he wants ... I still say ban him .........
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