Well I think I am definately getting soft as I get older but maybe not a bad thing as we all have to mellow at some stage but I have decided lately that if when I go down to feed the dogs I need to put a jacket on and I see steam coming from my breath I have to switch on their heat lamp ... And yes I know their dogs and yes they have a nice hairy coat and yes they can keep each other warm ... But when I stretch out on my comfy bed all warm under my quilt I get a nice feeling knowing my hard working dogs are doing the same laying on their comfy beds with a warm glow keeping the chill off them .
Every time any of you eat an Indian you are eating halal meat ... My missus rung every Indian in my area to check and every one of them proudly stated they served halal meat .... Hence the reason we don't eat Indian ..........
Anybody see the news this morning about a tagged and sat naved female great white that's making a B line for the British Coast ? Fukcing thing is 4 1/2 meters long and growing ... People are getting all excited and see it as a great thing ... Am I missing something here ? An apex predator maybe starting to make its home in British waters ... A living breathing killing machine that will take you out before you even have time to adjust your budgie smugglers and people are happy about it WTF ...........
Pete who gives a fukc what other people think ... You have your own place ... You have your dogs ... You have your bird ringing ... You have fresh air to breath ... You have your freedom ... Don't let other people get under your skin mate ..........
A pressurised can won't explode mate it just depressurises ... It only blows up on a fire because of heat ... You can pierce the can with no problems at all the worst that can happen is there will still be some pressure which will throw your oil out .......
Prior planning is the key ... I've half a dozen tins of scrumpy in the fridge being kept company by a nice big box of wine ... Mind you I have got to get up at twat o clock for work ........
Top tip is check your route for locks ... Last thing you want with your gammy shoulder is fukcing about with to many locks locks ... If you want a slow paced holiday seeing somewhere different everyday then its a nice little break .........
Good to see you back on here mate ... A summer with the sun on your back and you will be raring to go come the winter ... Upwards and onwards from now on mate .........