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  1. Well I think I am definately getting soft as I get older but maybe not a bad thing as we all have to mellow at some stage but I have decided lately that if when I go down to feed the dogs I need to put a jacket on and I see steam coming from my breath I have to switch on their heat lamp ... And yes I know their dogs and yes they have a nice hairy coat and yes they can keep each other warm ... But when I stretch out on my comfy bed all warm under my quilt I get a nice feeling knowing my hard working dogs are doing the same laying on their comfy beds with a warm glow keeping the chill off them .
  2. Every time any of you eat an Indian you are eating halal meat ... My missus rung every Indian in my area to check and every one of them proudly stated they served halal meat .... Hence the reason we don't eat Indian ..........
  3. f*****g land lubbers, scared of a big fish.. Yep ...........
  4. I'm with lab I don't go swimming in the sea ... Once you are in there your fukced .............
  5. Anybody see the news this morning about a tagged and sat naved female great white that's making a B line for the British Coast ? Fukcing thing is 4 1/2 meters long and growing ... People are getting all excited and see it as a great thing ... Am I missing something here ? An apex predator maybe starting to make its home in British waters ... A living breathing killing machine that will take you out before you even have time to adjust your budgie smugglers and people are happy about it WTF ...........
  6. Cracking little haul there and the ginger is a beauty ... And a smart little terrier to .........
  7. American werewolf in London ......... A man can be hard to find in the mountains ........
  8. But what the fukc has it got to do with twins ??? Your obsessed with that fukcing football team ...........
  9. Pete who gives a fukc what other people think ... You have your own place ... You have your dogs ... You have your bird ringing ... You have fresh air to breath ... You have your freedom ... Don't let other people get under your skin mate ..........
  10. A pressurised can won't explode mate it just depressurises ... It only blows up on a fire because of heat ... You can pierce the can with no problems at all the worst that can happen is there will still be some pressure which will throw your oil out .......
  11. A hardy's Chardonnay is not cheap crap thank you very much ... I now live in a very posh area so I have had to up my game ........
  12. Ugly pair of weird fukcers ......
  13. Box of wine,,,lol,,, quality vintage from your local wine merchant sox...... A bottle isn't enough mate and a box works out cheaper ............
  14. Fukc me a cooked sausage will last a week in the fridge ....... wait for it ----------------fridge Lol .........
  15. Please tell me your taking the piss TOMO ..........
  16. Fukc me a cooked sausage will last a week in the fridge .......
  17. Prior planning is the key ... I've half a dozen tins of scrumpy in the fridge being kept company by a nice big box of wine ... Mind you I have got to get up at twat o clock for work ........
  18. Pete I know where your coming from I am still traumatised from last weeks journey from hell to the big smoke ......
  19. Get an army bergan ... Steel spine framed and padded ... Adjustable shoulder straps and waist strap ... Job done ......
  20. I heard this on the radio2 news earlier ......... http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/jihadist-plot-take-over-birmingham-6782881
  21. Isn't prunella scales and her husband doing a programme due to air next week about travelling around Britain in their narrow boat ...........
  22. Stay away from Devizes lol ....... http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?hl=en&biw=981&bih=643&tbm=isch&tbnid=aak8cQ-2g_3YkM:&imgrefurl=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caen_Hill_Locks&docid=30sltjOrzm4GOM&imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/04/Caen.hill.locks.in.devizes.arp.jpg&w=1815&h=1380&ei=KMYYU8qlMsPG7Aa9x4DYCA&zoom=1&ved=0CDgQhBwwAA
  23. Top tip is check your route for locks ... Last thing you want with your gammy shoulder is fukcing about with to many locks locks ... If you want a slow paced holiday seeing somewhere different everyday then its a nice little break .........
  24. socks

    Simoman

    get well. we have photo`s to take Go and get a picture of his head lol ........
  25. socks

    Simoman

    Good to see you back on here mate ... A summer with the sun on your back and you will be raring to go come the winter ... Upwards and onwards from now on mate .........
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