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  1. This is true though and took a second to find .... I bet there are dozens more if you looked ...... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/7930346/Soldier-in-uniform-refused-service-in-supermarket.html
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    Shite On Tv

    Yep brilliant series with an all mighty twist ... Vikings is another brilliant series .........
  3. Been fishing all my life ... Yhea all 16 years of it ...........
  4. One of my daughters had the winner ... She only put £2 on but nearly £70 back is a nice return for a poor student ........
  5. I had that fukcer aswel ........
  6. They just as well have shot those other dogs and just ran the fawn one .........
  7. And lay eggs in your ear ..........
  8. It makes no difference to any of us ... If you don't ride a fox then nothing will change ...,it's all about fox hunting the lurcher Man will be thrown to the dogs .......
  9. No Lenny the fukcing lion ... You dopey fucktard lol .......
  10. FFS it's only a spider lol .........
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    John Craven

    Ask him why he presents a countryside programme when he knows FUKC all about the countryside .....
  12. Raisins are in the inside ... She makes them that way as the kids wouldn't eat them when they were younger if they could see them as they thought they were flies lol .......
  13. Mental toughness will get you through far more than physical toughness will .......
  14. Just leave it ... It smells lovely In the summer and is a useful herb in cooking ..........
  15. I use ultimate oil which has coconut oil in it .......
  16. My mate next door has got a cob and uses it around two to three times a week through the summer ... Cookes joints beautifully ........
  17. Fecker ain't it ,,,that wonderful editing ,,,,just showing you leaning on a digger like fat council worker,,,,fecking editing eh,,,lol That wasn't editing I'm the boss I can lean on diggers all day lol .....
  18. Oh the wonderful editing of the tv ... That ferret was like a fukcing Tasmanian devil and that clip they showed was when I was going to knock it on the head and at the last second angie asked me not to so I just dropped it in the box ... I didn't even know he was filming that lol ... He didn't show me untangling all the longnets so she could use them or me taking the rabbit off her that she was supposed to have killed so that I could actually kill it lol .......
  19. 12 different people poaching the same place ... Have you got golden rabbits .........
  20. Idris Elba ruled himself out of the role stating that bond was the quintessential english chap with an obvious silver spoon upbringing hardly suited to a black fella from Hackney ..........
  21. well done barley but temper temper lol ... I'm afraid I put 23 Easter bunnies to bed today lol .......
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    Your Hands!

    If you think that's manly I once let a cat brush past my bare leg ..........
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    Your Hands!

    listen you id probably put you to shame in the outdoors you sexist bugger I have to do it! Don't need blusher tips though thanks I rarely wear slap Young lady I will have you know that I spend at least two minuets in the morning walking around my garden and I sometimes touch green stuff with my bare hands ........
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