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Figuring out how to tell the people around me I'm gay. I shouldn't be saying this when I'm still drunk but I f*****g love it when my whole battalion goes through me like a dose of the salts, leaving my arsehole like a clowns pocket.
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slipped a disc in my back, i wanted to hit the beach with the dogs
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How many times have we all said, "I'm starving, I could eat a horse" Now we're all f*****g moaning about it!
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on the beer tonight .. probs should unplug the pc ... lmao
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I do admire the talent of lance armstrong . When i was doing drugs i couldn't even find my fecking bike .
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I got talking to a girl in the pub last night and, after a while, she giggled and said 'I like playing with toys at night, if you know what I mean'. I smiled, nodded and said 'We can go back to my place, I might have the sort of toys you'd enjoy'. Long story short, she thinks Scalextric is shit.
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Why is it bull x pups are so dam brain dead?
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A highways agency warning said anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets, sleeping bag, extra clothing, including a scarf, hat, gloves, 24 hour supply of food and drink, de-icer, rock salt, torch, tow rope, petrol can, first aid kit and jump leads. I looked a right twat on the bus this morning.
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Steptoe and Son Christmas special is on on Gold+1 @10.05!
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i went to my local afro-caribbean barbers today a nd the shutters were down with spray paint on them saying "niggers out" thought to myself, thats a little over the top, why dont they just have "back in 5mins" like normal people
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the empty house across the rds fecking burgler alarm has been going off all night. safe to say im tired and pissed off
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Husband takes the wife to a disco. There's a guy on the dance floor giving it large - break dancing, moon-walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!
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down to hancocks today my pal picked up his 1stx beardie greyhound pup
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A boy comes home from school at 7pm, His dad says "where were you?” "I was with Jessica." He replied. "What were you doing?" "We were studying." After picking a snack off the table the son says "These fishcakes are lovely." Dad replies "Wash your hands son; they're f*****g donuts."
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HI ALL ,MY ELDEST SON WHOS 14 AS GOT HIMSELF A SULUKI COLLIE GREYHOUND PUP ,THE DOG IS 7MONTHS OLD ,I TAKE HIM OUT WITH ME WORKING DOGS , HES A BIT DISHEARTENED WITH THE DOG COZ HE SAID IT NOT SHOWIN MUCH INTEREST ,I TOLD HIM TO DO A FEW THINGS TO TRY N BRING THE DOG ON ,BUT IVE ALSO TOLD HIM ITS A YOUNG DOG AND TO GIVE IT TIME ,DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEAS TO HELP BRING THE PUP ON ,OR WILL IT JUST COME OUT NATURALLY IN THE DOG ?
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HI ALL ,MY ELDEST SON WHOS 14 AS GOT HIMSELF A SULUKI COLLIE GREYHOUND PUP ,THE DOG IS 7MONTHS OLD ,I TAKE HIM OUT WITH ME WORKING DOGS , HES A BIT DISHEARTENED WITH THE DOG COZ HE SAID IT NOT SHOWIN MUCH INTEREST ,I TOLD HIM TO DO A FEW THINGS TO TRY N BRING THE DOG ON ,BUT IVE ALSO TOLD HIM ITS A YOUNG DOG AND TO GIVE IT TIME ,DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEAS TO HELP BRING THE PUP ON ,OR WILL IT JUST COME OUT NATURALLY IN THE DOG ?
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tired getting to old for nocturnal excursions.....
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here lies the body of rosey lee died the age of 103 for odd years she kept her virginty hot a bad record for this vacinity.
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Wonder if i sleep in a miracle grow bag at night would i get any taller..........
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just got some new permission,a couple of shoots owned by an mp,very nice indeed
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just cant bloody sleep tonight. looking forward to nailing some cotton tails tomorow evening though
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glad i,m back in this country lol class time in landzortie but i just wanted 2 get back and get with the dogs
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Having some serious recall problems with my pup,n e ideas
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Just been watching the ladies beach volley ball and there has already been a bad wrist injury, I should be ok by the morning though...
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well thats giving up smoking out the window ohh well always next week