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nearly finished my christmas cake , just the icing to go on today , its been fed with whisky for the last 6 weeks , might have over done it a little bit ..lol
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Employed as a serf tomorrow :-D
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My Grandad died peacefully in a sledging accident. In the end, he just slipped away
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just chilling out with my new pup shes a belter thanks to basil brush
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looks like yet another night propped up on the sofa unable to breath... sick of this chest thing now grrrr
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Following Tom Daley admitting he's gay, rumours are rife that his boyfriend is a fellow Olympian. My money's on Fatima Whitbread.
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hope everyone is good ive not been on a while been a canny season so far dogs running well
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Just been watching some ladies golf on TV. They're useless at driving,but fooking amazing with an iron.
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End of the season for my dog, think he's dislocated his ankle
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End of the season for my dog, think he's dislocated his ankle
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proven medical fact, if a woman drinks two glasses of wine a night it increases the chance of a stroke . let her finish the bottle and she will probably suck it aswell .
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10 skinheads kicked seven bells out of a Paki at a bus stop,right in front of an eyewitness.Police asked him why he didn't help and he said ' I thought 10 was enough' !!
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Going to scare the shit out of the pensioners in my street when I go trick or treating tonight I am dressing up as a gas bill
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Paddy walks into a bar and asks for an orange juice. The barman says "still orange?" Paddy says "Yes I haven't changed me fking mind!!
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Today our boss asked us if we could eliminate one race what would it be. Naturally, I said those dirty f*****g black c**ts. But everyone else said the triathlon.
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My wife said, "How on Earth are we going to use nine percent less gas?" "You can stop burning my f*cking tea for a start." I replied.
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I ran into a back of a car the other day.A gorgeous,leggy blonde got out and said,"Ram me up the arse,why don't you?" And that,Your Hounour,is where I believe the confusion began.
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Wembley will have not seen this many Polish people in the stadium since it was being built.
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3rd day without a fag, ready for killing some c**t
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What do you call a smiling black man ? Snigger !
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I've just learned that tantric sex is where you have sex without moving. I've never tried it myself, but my wife does it all the time.
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Boss is breaking my balls today. Ready to Jack!
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THE STRENGTH OF PARACORD...CHECK IT OUT...
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You can't put a price on happiness
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3 weeks work in Wales, decisions.