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well i packed in the fags nearly 12 months ago and i have been using my inhaler more and more ,, dont make sense..lol

So I walked into a Paki bookshop & asked for a book on UKIP. The Paki said "f**k off, get out, & stay out" I replied 'Yeah thats the one !'

dont forget the little birds in this freezing cold allways have food out for them & water

dont forget the little birds in this freezing cold allways have food out for them & water

back home made up just in time for xmas with me two boys and me new baby girl

now a married man!

now a married man!

its no big deal for most people, but, my rescue lurcher has started to wag her tail when she sees family members..... aaah i think its safe to say shes become happier with her life... her eyes are brighter and shes putting on weight.... fab break through for us all

I decided to sell my Hoover - it was just collecting dust .

whats the best way to prep and serve smokies please?

a big thanks to all terrain and another mate who went out their way to help find my lurcher last night after it got entangled in an electric fence and ran of frightend.i rang them and they turned up straight away but couldnt find her,i found her first light this morning so a big thank you to the lads involved

Just found a half dozen mushrooms on my mooch, bacon and mushroom sarnies for breakfast, can't beat it.

Is currently enjoying half litre jars of beer for one euro with the mrs on a beautiful rambla in the sun

Germany up awaiting Brazil ,what ya think lads

I've opened a discount clothing store just for black people. Primate.

Is scothunter no longer?

Funny how no-one seems to be posting jokes about the missing Malaysian airliner anymore. It's as if it's fallen off everyone's radar.

f*****g hate cyclists ring ring f*****g ringing their bell on public FOOT paths expecting folk to move and when they do, don't gave the courtesy to say thank you!! That's why they get stones bounced off their skulls

My girlfriend has been working as a magician's assistant for a few years now & she's picked up a few tricks...I came home from work early the other day to find her dressed in her magician assistants little sexy outfit. She said, "Abracadabra!" and me mate Dave came out of the wardrobe stark bollock naked.... poor Dave must've wondered what the f**k was going on!!..

Why do midgets make shit parents? Because they struggle to put food on the table

I have my first cage fight next week. That budgie won't know what's hit it.

G day mate aussie help line here what the prolem ....cobber ? .... " im in darwin with my shieila and she been stung on the minge by a wasp and now her pussy has completely closed up. ,!!! ........... " Bummer mate ". " thanks mate i hadnt thought of that. Bye. "

Burnt burnt burnt factor 20000 for me hahahaha

“If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet.”

“If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet.”