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After being a heavy smoker for the last 40 years I found myself severely out of breath whenever I ran to catch a bus, so I've given up. I'll just walk, and wait for the next one in future.
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After being a heavy smoker for the last 40 years I found myself severely out of breath whenever I ran to catch a bus, so I've given up. I'll just walk, and wait for the next one in future.
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Good luck malt with the Knee operation
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I joined the Tourettes society yesterday. It only took a minute to be sworn in!
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Proper armchair hunter now, fecked my knee last night
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Not really wet baay Arya's head yet so I'm gonna have a few cheeky vimto's !!
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2 18yr british girls, dashed with acid in africa. Fecking aid workers too, when are we gonna learn and leave the animals to their own business.
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fooking broken toe again 5th time same toe....lol
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fooking broken toe again 5th time same toe....lol
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If you are going to try insulting me via PM please at least *try* to spell your insults correctly..... LMAO...
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How on earth is 30 years of comfort justice for starving and torture a 4 year old to death over a long period joke I'm so so mad cracking this case hurts me big time really gets to me
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With the full moon, thunder and lightning. You'd think the Anti-Christ had just been born.
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"G'day mate, Fosters helpline...... what's the problem mate?? "Hi guys, I'm in Australia with the grilfriend and she's been stung on the minge by a hornet,and now her fanny has completely closed up" BUMMER MATE,,,, "Thanks guys , thats what I'll do, Bye
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Love the red arrows feel so british when I see them
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I just got a job in a tampax factory. One week on, three weeks off.
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f**k me how bad is Wolverhampton if a bomb went off three weeks ago and they've only just noticed
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back to my old name
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Apparently, towels are the biggest cause of dry skin.
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I was sitting on the train this morning when some bloke tapped me on the shoulder. I instantly felt an electric shock and said, "f**k, who are you?" He said, "I'm a conductor".
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Ever since we got married, I've been unable to give my wife an orgasm. She keeps spitting them out.
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Final day off biting today.....6000 to do and thats it. Happy days..:-)
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My wife’s favourite sexual position is the football hooligan. Where she says, “Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough”.
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found stabba!!!
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Some poor old lady fell over unconscious in the alleyway near my house earlier. Well, I say poor, she only had 87p in her purse.