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chartpolski

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  1. My first though was; Cheers ?
  2. I got my mortgage when the interest rates were as high as 15%. Then when the rates started dropping, the bank would ask me if I wanted to reduce my monthly payments, but I would say "no, take it off the capital " and I would pay off the odd £1,000 every now and again. I had made sure when I took the loan that there would be no early repayment penalties. My mortgage was paid off years early, but the banks hate that ! Cheers.
  3. The committee at the allotments interpreted the letter differently. I thought it meant free range birds had to be penned. The Chairman thought penned birds had to locked in their coops. My birds are penned so I left it at that. I said get the council to come out and explain what we were to do, but they never came, so nothing changed for me. Cheers.
  4. We had a notice from the Council Allotment Officer a couple of months ago about bird 'flu. Said we had to isolate all our poultry and use disenfectent on our boots when going in and out of the pens. Havent heard anything since. Cheers.
  5. They are the victims. They are the victims of this hateful Tory government policies, and society in general. They committed the crime as a cry for help. They should be treated with compassion and understanding. At least that how the left will portray them ! Personally, I'd simply top the pair of evil b*****ds ! Cheers.
  6. Much as a sage, shaman, or even an old man, ponders the meaning of life and the universe, my question was merely rhetorical. But thank you for your prompt and succinct reply, my young friend ! ???? Cheers.
  7. ? I don't know why, but when I read that I started laughing and thinking of the great Monty Pythons Holy Grail; " I wave my private parts at your auntie ", "I blow my nose in your general direction", "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries " " I scoff at your infinity " ???? Cheers.
  8. What's the thoughts on the "Big Crunch" ? Isnt It about gravity being a measurable constant, and when the universal expansion reaches a certain point it will start contracting ? This, if correct, would debunk any infinity suggestion. Cheers.
  9. To quote the old paradox: "If the universe is infinite....what is it expanding into ? " Cheers.
  10. If Sheldon Lee Cooper can't figure it out, I'm damned if I'm going to try ! ? ! Live Long And Prosper !
  11. Not if the laws of entropy and thermodynamics applied. The typewriters would eventually fail. Damn these infinity paradoxes! ? ! Cheers.
  12. Just because infinity allows for the possibility, it doesn't mean an infinite number of chimps with an infinite number of typewriters WILL type War and Peace, it just means they COULD ! I love this stuff !?! Cheers.
  13. Just read the article on him and see all the woke, SJW, snowflake agendas he supports ! His boss, the Bishop of London, said on his appointment, "we are glad to have him join our diverse diocese". No wonder churches and the Christian religion are in decline and becoming more and more irrelevant. Cheers.
  14. I like to keep the odd game bird around the place, ( no double entendres intended ! ? ! I had a huge shamo cock, ( again, keep the smut to yourselves! ? ! ), that was very tame and friendly, could hand feed him. Now just got this American Game in with the layers; Cheers.
  15. Yes I read your post, and it seemed like a snide comment from a bitter man, same as your "wiseman " craic. we would all love time with our loved ones when they die, and would all jump at the chance. His family had the chance. why deny them what we ourselves would want ? Better for you to have said nothing .
  16. Give over , Francie. The man fought in the war, raised 33 million for the NHS and died at 100 years old. He deserves more respect.....
  17. Hope the old lad gets a full military funeral, but I doubt he will with these restrictions. Cheers.
  18. Yeah it belongs to a mate of mine I've hunted with in Australia. i asked his permission to post the pic, as I allways do. Cheers.
  19. I'm still using an iPhone 4s. 5G is beyond my comprehension! ? ! Cheers.
  20. But successive governments have been hiding the existence of big cats from us for years, now they are embarking on mind control using a vaccine for a non existent super 'flu ! And don't get me started on aliens, JFK, Marylin Monroe, Princess Di, 911. And those moon landings ? Phah ! Everyone knows it was done in a secret movie studio in the Mojave desert ! Flouride in our water, aircraft contrails.......all meant to control us so the Jews/bankers/illuminati/lizards/Bill Gates/George Soros/Davos/Trilateral Commission/IMF/UN/Bilderburgers can ruin the worlds economies and kill off
  21. They belong to a mate of mine. She done a wrist but he got her right and does a bit with her. Cheers.
  22. This brindle bitch is Irish coursing bred, sired by Mafi Magic She was put to a pure deerhound , but sadly didn't take. Cheers.
  23. It's gained around 20% in the last week. It will drop again as people take the profits. Ive a bit of silver and gold, but I've allways been of the opinion I should be in it for the long run. It goes up and down, but but the long term trend is allways up. Cheers.
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