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RossM

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  1. I farted playing football once and an opposing player run through it and was physically sick, the tears where running down my face.
  2. Easily done mate, could've been a memory foam pup......
  3. Can't be that big they live in a fookin bean can...........
  4. RossM

    The Sea....

    But he can source a supply of rohypnol.........
  5. I just spent the best part of 10 minutes typing a reply to that bear dog thread and some f****r deleted it!!!!

    1. walshie

      walshie

      Reported for abuse.

    2. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      Helmet breath lol are you going to stand for that Walshie?

    3. walshie

      walshie

      Don't worry Tarkers, all in good time.

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  6. Where the f**k is Stewie/lurcher1/clipo?
  7. Wisdom tooth oot, thank f**k!!!!

    1. R.A.W

      R.A.W

      Thank fork for that I'm fed up of hearing about !!!! LOL

    2. stabba

      stabba

      never had a problem with mine cept when they were coming through.

    3. RossM

      RossM

      Mine were through mark, had an infection in the root, mega toothache......

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  8. too many paracetamol and ibrofen = trip to A&E for blood tests, tooth out would have saved this situation.

    1. Malt

      Malt

      FFS mate, paracetamol ain't good for your liver.. :(

    2. RossM

      RossM

      So ive been told all fine though the benefits off being a fatty your tolerant to alot more lol

    3. Malt
  9. He is a big fookin kid!!!
  10. Sounded like a old woman then you should of been a mp Eh?
  11. You prefer them when they battering of your chin don't you?
  12. She's after a particular cross, that is associated with working dogs, it may not be a working home, but I bet a pound to a penny it would be a good forever home, better than ending up in a rescue centre IMO. Atb with your search, take no notice of the arseholes who have nothing better to do than pick on the very people we should be encouraging.
  13. Wisdom teeth to come out...... Fun fun fun

    1. walshie

      walshie

      My grandad had to have 4 wisdom teeth out. He's dead now.

    2. RossM

      RossM

      I'd much rather have it out tbh 3 times I've been up through the night.

    3. The one

      The one

      Youve got wisdom teeth ???

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  14. My mate got it done, he got some diagram of where to shave, couldn't understand so shaved everything from the chest down, including his legs rather than ask the question.....
  15. Is that roll pins holding the bands in place?
  16. Acquired one, working order, only thing is can't remove blade, any idea what money they worth?
  17. im ready when you are .im waiting on you .get your catty and like bruce says come on down And the willy measuring has begun... I wouldn't even embarrass myself with either my catty shooting or my willy measuring.......
  18. f*****g toothache!!

    1. treecreeper

      treecreeper

      whatever floats your boat, but im guessing it might tickle abit lol

    2. RossM

      RossM

      Deep heat marlon that will sort it oot.....

    3. R.A.W

      R.A.W

      PMSL That took me back to my school days when we convinced a boy to put it on his ............. The tears were rolling down our faces and down his lol.

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  19. RossM

    Meet Neil

    photo-69710.jpgthumb_707__homepage.jpeg same fringe And same glacit expression.....
  20. RossM

    £300.00?!?!?

    To add I done a boot sale today and saw this bordery looking pup, asked the owner what else was in it (although when I was clapping her I Sussed myself) border x pug £600 a pup
  21. RossM

    Meet Neil

    He looks uncannily like Tarquin.......
  22. Someone's been smoking some wicked trippy shit...... http://www.gumtree.com/p/pets/husky-x-whippet/1052619261#photo-content
  23. I know you said you have dyslexia, but your ripping the piss now!
  24. Tell him to up it again............. Every little helps
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