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  1. Simoman

    Im still waiting to be deleted prick!!

  2. Simoman

    When the wheels come down........

    1. 6pack

      6pack

      And you feel like it's all over

      There's another round for you

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      Oh yessssss

  3. Simoman

    Time to climb the stairs to the land of nod

  4. Simoman

    I got soul but im not a soldier

    1. Ideation

      Ideation

      Probably the stupidest lyric EVER.

  5. Simoman

    Better not go pear shaped!!!!

    1. Lab

      Lab

      quarter past 2 in the morning......weirdo!!!

  6. Simoman

    Walked dogs in mother of all storms!!

    1. just jack

      just jack

      does the water run off your head really rapid like mine!!!

    2. chartpolski

      chartpolski

      Bit of rain...PUFF !

    3. carp man 1

      carp man 1

      drips dont get wet lol

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  7. Simoman
    shroom i'll give you the full five grand if you f**k off by the end of the day
  8. Simoman
    Its amazing when you come across such a herd that seem so elusive, we have some local and it took me years to see one, thanks for sharing.....
  9. Simoman

    Nobody has pulled off quality knitwear like this man since starsky and hutch!!!!

  10. Simoman

    hadcorelamper is my hero, nobody can rack up the summer numbers like him, and nobody else can spell quite so badly, everyone do your part for care in the community and say a silent prayer tonight, its not his fault!!!!! We should all aspire to be as "special" as him, born in a petrie dish derived from waste from the lion house and some jizz donated by Cornelius from planet of the apes, hail hardcore, he knows the score

    1. SalukiBULLJP

      SalukiBULLJP

      luurve it lads....cornelius "Jizz"..mint:O)

    2. Bogger

      Bogger

      nothing else to add your honour lol says it all lol

    3. 6pack

      6pack

      Admit it - you appreciate the pointers. It makes you a better person!

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  11. Simoman

    Hey im still here, whats going on occifer Dibble???

  12. Simoman

    And were caught up in the crossfire, of heaven and hell

  13. Simoman

    I said i bet that you look good on the dancefloor

  14. Simoman
    If folk could take responsibility for what they post there wouldn't be an issue, its the shell suit wearing gimps who can't string a sentence together without trying to show the world how "special" they are, Ian is a mate and has produced the best hunting site on the internet, shame it has attracted some folk who would of been better if there mums had swallowed them on the night in question................
  15. Simoman

    In the words of Nigel Tuffnall "Lick my love pump"

  16. Simoman

    Wrote a note to the jungle and it wrote me back that i was never crowned.......

  17. Simoman

    Still waiting for my account to be deleted by an official, oh, take a look under my name, it says moderator, i am an official lol

  18. Simoman

    U iz the real deal homey

  19. Simoman

    I want to be the real deal like the big boys

    1. gav22

      gav22

      well simoman this is your lucky nite all you have to do is post a pic of you and your dog standing beside a shot fox wearing your new nike air and wait for the dreamers to welcome you in to their club

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      pmsl

       

  20. Simoman

    Anyway, shouldn't you be out running milky does and putting it in the status update so we all know that your the real deal?

  21. Simoman

    Well if im being critical, and i am, its still piss poor....

  22. Simoman
    Bless em, my eldest loves fairies and dressing up.........
  23. Simoman

    Problem members

    Simoman replied to Tyla's topic in General Talk

    We have a collection of members with very special "needs", the need to be heard, the need to be the "man", but most just really need a cuddle and a head rub. We will do our best to remove idiots and there posts and members do there bit by pressing the report button. There is also a "need" for some members to explain there hunting of illegal quarry, perhaps they feel a little bit "bigger" than the rest of us mere mortals
  24. Simoman
    Jeez Ste, you gone all Oriental, i knew the scrap business was quiet but farming dogs in cages is a risky business
  25. Simoman

    hardcorelamper, you are the real deal!!! You are obviously well 'ard and a real man to boot!!!! I wouldn't dare match my dogs and then be beaten up by a real man, anyway i was told never to mock the afflicted. Now jog on and practice your spelling and punctuation.......

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