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Simoman

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  1. Couldn't agree more, if you dont like em dont get one, simples.... Personally i would rather get herpes than a whippet lurcher but dont decry the man who keeps them...............
  2. Simoman

    chimp

    One just PM'd me, he reckons your offer took the piss more than his catheter bag did.. He said four punches and you're on.. Deal Mal, but the fourth punch im wearing me knuckle dusters......
  3. Simoman

    chimp

    See all the old forum fuckers are terrified of me, is there no man aged 70-90 who will meet me under my fair conditions?
  4. Just seen the thread and its nice to see a retarded question asked and answered with humour
  5. Not read the thread to be honest, and if i delete a thread i have no problem saying so, i didn't look as i dont like art work so fox drawing isn't my thing
  6. Simoman

    chimp

    I'll fight any man on here for some giant smarties and a copy of the new doctor who magazine, there are a couple of stipulations, they must be aged 70-90, much smaller than me and im allowed 5 free punches......
  7. Well its well documented i have no sense of humour. My advice on the picture would be next time dont comission Rolf Harris........
  8. Lurchers shows SHOULD be treated as light hearted BUT the sad fact is too many get obsessed with a bit of ribbon and lose all common sense, a dogs true worth is in the field but the sad fact it many see the dogs value on its asthetics and imo should get a reality check, and perhaps a life...............
  9. Simoman

    chimp

    The testosterone levels are rising, you had a second shandy? So whats going on then, explain so us wimpy puffs have a scooby?
  10. Simoman

    chimp

    You two hooked up for man love.........
  11. The chances of getting a good dog are slim and the chances of getting a rubbin rag when mating two pieces of crap are enhanced, why on earth folk breed from non workers and expect the next "dancer" amazes me. If you wanted a sheepdog would you breed from next doors show collie? Course not unless your a f*****g retard, breed from workers to give yourselves a chance, just a thought but then perhaps there might not be so much shit in the classifieds.......
  12. Oh yeah almost forgot, need to clear the dump the old dog took on the passenger seat last night
  13. J.Dog, you certainly ask a lot of questions, are you a sponge for knowledge or is there something more sinister behind it, asking lots abouts bull/greyhounds, asking for photos of folks dogs and information, call me suspicious.......
  14. Looking after the kids this morning, truck is off the road and ive run out of papers and filters, oh and the kids have cartoons on, pass the razors.......
  15. Bored shitless and truck off the road

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      Have 5 pouches left, then im quitting!!!

    2. baw

      baw

      Ah the auld 5 pouches excuse... Get the kids a walk down to the shops then, problem solved

    3. Lab

      Lab

      If my Dad can give up after 40 years you can too bud. Saying that he did have a stroke and it scared him that much he quit the very same day...;-)

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  16. Dont stress it Russ, but ffs clear those toys up mate
  17. If you really dont know the reason then your question doesn't warrant an answer...............
  18. Better quality and brightness mate....
  19. snoop, wilfs dog is 27" at the shoulder, how would you reach the collar with your manly Jeremy Beadle like paws?
  20. Will landywoods not deliver to your area?
  21. I had a red dog, but Clifford grew far too big for the work i had planned...
  22. Wheaten crosses and bull crosses are different dogs, both breeds are suffering from the breed any old shit and sell it on malady and good ones of both breeding are good at different things, same but different............
  23. 3 mile is nothing ,,, but its enough for now whilst there ticking over till the season starts C'mon tomo, we both know you get out of breath doing 3 miles on a kawasaki....
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