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  1. Simoman

    chimp

    I'll fight any man on here for some giant smarties and a copy of the new doctor who magazine, there are a couple of stipulations, they must be aged 70-90, much smaller than me and im allowed 5 free punches......
  2. Well its well documented i have no sense of humour. My advice on the picture would be next time dont comission Rolf Harris........
  3. Lurchers shows SHOULD be treated as light hearted BUT the sad fact is too many get obsessed with a bit of ribbon and lose all common sense, a dogs true worth is in the field but the sad fact it many see the dogs value on its asthetics and imo should get a reality check, and perhaps a life...............
  4. Simoman

    chimp

    The testosterone levels are rising, you had a second shandy? So whats going on then, explain so us wimpy puffs have a scooby?
  5. Simoman

    chimp

    You two hooked up for man love.........
  6. The chances of getting a good dog are slim and the chances of getting a rubbin rag when mating two pieces of crap are enhanced, why on earth folk breed from non workers and expect the next "dancer" amazes me. If you wanted a sheepdog would you breed from next doors show collie? Course not unless your a f*****g retard, breed from workers to give yourselves a chance, just a thought but then perhaps there might not be so much shit in the classifieds.......
  7. Oh yeah almost forgot, need to clear the dump the old dog took on the passenger seat last night
  8. J.Dog, you certainly ask a lot of questions, are you a sponge for knowledge or is there something more sinister behind it, asking lots abouts bull/greyhounds, asking for photos of folks dogs and information, call me suspicious.......
  9. Looking after the kids this morning, truck is off the road and ive run out of papers and filters, oh and the kids have cartoons on, pass the razors.......
  10. Bored shitless and truck off the road

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      Have 5 pouches left, then im quitting!!!

    2. baw

      baw

      Ah the auld 5 pouches excuse... Get the kids a walk down to the shops then, problem solved

    3. Lab

      Lab

      If my Dad can give up after 40 years you can too bud. Saying that he did have a stroke and it scared him that much he quit the very same day...;-)

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  11. Dont stress it Russ, but ffs clear those toys up mate
  12. If you really dont know the reason then your question doesn't warrant an answer...............
  13. Better quality and brightness mate....
  14. snoop, wilfs dog is 27" at the shoulder, how would you reach the collar with your manly Jeremy Beadle like paws?
  15. Will landywoods not deliver to your area?
  16. I had a red dog, but Clifford grew far too big for the work i had planned...
  17. Wheaten crosses and bull crosses are different dogs, both breeds are suffering from the breed any old shit and sell it on malady and good ones of both breeding are good at different things, same but different............
  18. 3 mile is nothing ,,, but its enough for now whilst there ticking over till the season starts C'mon tomo, we both know you get out of breath doing 3 miles on a kawasaki....
  19. Make sure you get osram bulbs......
  20. Like i say different strokes, but to decry another mnans sport when the whole hunting game is f****d nowdays is short sighted, without the shoots where would terrierwork be?? Totally illegal is the answer, its all linked in one way or another and requires a look at the bigger picture
  21. Keeping a dog fit using a bike will make no difference to the working life of a lurcher, if anything it will help as the dog is less likely to incur muscle injuries if its running fit, exercise is like anything else, moderation and common sense..........
  22. Cant wait to see me and leveller tea bagging whilst jryipp abuses himself in the corner

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