Simoman
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A yorkie called Trixie, with pretty pink ribbons and a scented nappy for catching its wee wee dribbles...
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Only ever bought three adult dogs, paid between 200-300 and one didnt suit me, the other two were everything they said on the tin. Wouldnt sell any of mine, IF i decided for whatever reason to rehome any of my dogs(that are working) it would be gratis, money and working dogs dont mix well, given a couple of dogs away to mates for free. Far too many chancers/messers and inbred yokels selling dogs willy nilly that in truth are a bag of shite and should be fertiliser.....
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what do you think is in her breeding
Simoman replied to borderbitch's topic in Lurchers & Running Dogs
As an afterthought, was the lens cap coated in cooking oil prior to those award winning snaps? -
what do you think is in her breeding
Simoman replied to borderbitch's topic in Lurchers & Running Dogs
May i suggest a photography course? Or at least please try to take a photo when the dog is looking at you and your hands aren't shaking as you havent had your third can of tennents special brew that morning. At the end of the day it would only be guesswork so unless you know the breeding just work and enjoy it.......and lay off the white lightning before digging the camera out... -
Its nothing to do with the issue of stamina, when the dog is working next season you will see his stamina level, at the minute all you have is a pup that isnt interested in tear arsing around like a numpty, sooner have that than a headbanger...
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For fucks sake is Derek Acorah in the alley, its on a lead, its amazing but by increasing tension on the lead the dog will be forced to go where you (the owner) want it to, lesson in rocket science over...........
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Wheres my ban button
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Seen a fair few rubbin rags that the owners thought were rin tin tin, they feed em so let em crack on lol...........
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Sort him out stabba, im cringing here for you
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Heard all about moos bitch from people i trust and dont doubt that figure for a second.....
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Happy birthday mate, hope they fed you soft food at your age, me and stabba will ensure your mobility scooter gets a night out again next season....
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Kept them and bred them for years, you will need a vivarium with height as they are semi arboreal, ensure the viv has plenty of hides, logs and basking spots, you will need a uv bulb and also a thermostat linked to a heat bulb, forget about heat mats and go for a bulb, calci sand or newspaper is an ideal substrate. Dont house two males together, idealy a male and female or two females..... Two more questions??? What the f**k is a beadied dragon, and secondly im still wainting for that photo
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Best dog ive seen was Ricky, best bitch owned by a member on here, little black bitch game as a pebble, although her owner has a flip flop fetish.....
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If whin is writing the rulebook then your all fecked, i'll contact Robert Langdon now to decipher his ramblings, LDR organised a good competition that was well run and had its share of tools who piss and moaned like old woman, if you get one organised i'll chuck my name in with my wheaten.......
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are you still trying to stop smoking? No jack, im quitting in a few weeks, then i'll really be a miserable b*****d
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bitch
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Hasn't been online for a while, he is being anally abused by Cletus and Bubba on d-wing after boasting about his hunting exploits on a public forum with over 32,000 members, apparently he has been the recepticle for over 800 men bashing his back doors in, although after the 1,000th they get the prison doctor to chuck a couple of stitches in the ensure tighness is once again achiveable
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Colitis will improve if you move away from a cereal based complete food and opt for a raw diet, about 60% chicken wings and 40% mince and fish with supplements of veg and fruit, IF you have to feed a complete diet then i have found that beta puppy is the best of a bad lot............
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fox hunting dvd, where can you buy this 'wrecking crew' dvd
Simoman replied to G J C's topic in Hunting DVD's
99.9% of hunting dvd's are a bag of monkey wank, save your cash and actually go out.............. -
If the dog bites the judge then its down to the handler, although any freak who enjoys showing dogs should also be bitten imo...... Get em in the field you mincers....
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Good to se a few familiar faces and a couple of new ones, apart from that i thought it was shite, like an expensive car boot, spend 100 quid without enjoying it!!
