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  1. Simoman
    Scummy little wankers dealing in canine misery, there are a few on here and the mods know who they are, better the devil you know than for them to re=register. All dealers should be branded, along with dog theifs, vegatarians and boyzone fans........ In fact my tip would be save your dog faeces and when a peddler appears at a show in the summer a hilarious game of tag could be played where upon when you catch the peddler he is bathed in secondhand canine goodness..........
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    Yes they work, get a dogtra model, haven't bought one for nearly 10 years but don't think the price has altered much, about £65. Forget about those citronella collars, any dog with a hint of drive will ignore the pathetic spray of mist, also people will tell you that the volt is more severe than a spray of citrus, whats more invasive, a quick correction or burning citrus up a dogs olfactory organs, its all perception......
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    I'm sure Ian will have a look waz, classifeids have always been a bit of a hot potato and my own personal opinion is the parasites who rip people off should be put in a pit with the constant dog peddlers and beaten to death with a baseball bat dipped in glass and dog shit..............................."selling for a mate".....................f**k off
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    Fook me
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    Ermm, not quite that simple, payment was asked for in advance, and yes whin i am honest and expect honesty in return.........
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    Watched the sunrise this morning, looks like another nice day

    1. artic

      artic

      Rain tomorrow

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      Your kiddin? FFS was spending tomorrow in the yard sorting kennels and dismantling hutches

       

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    Has a flacid sheath of skin between his legs like a 4" tapeworm segment

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    drug test

    Simoman replied to jack260's topic in General Talk

    Just resign, go home and break out the bong........
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    Hes at it again Anne-marie, if i sleep with him will he leave me alone, or just want more simoman love sausage?

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    This man can butter my crackers anytime

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    Ray, i have already spoken to your good lady about your homo erotic fixation with me!!! And please no more photos of your gentlemans area, it looks like an egg in a birds nest

  12. Simoman

    Our hopes and expectations, black holes and revelations

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    you can have her injected to have no pups.Go see your vet will cost about £40 pounds but worth it.You can cover her with another dog then after 3 days. Feck me i want your vets number, one of my lurchers covered another last year and the jab cost me £85........
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    Friggin on the riggin.....

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    I have no idea what the point of your thread was, you have robbed me of 1:07 of my life and that music was an abuse of my ear drums...........And yes i insist all my dogs jump, why wouldn't you want a dog to jump, fecked if im lifted 60lb dogs over gates and fences, god gave them legs for a reason.............
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    Happy birthday Sue
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    At the end of the day a good bull cross is a far better animal than any mastiff lurcher mix, call me pig headed but nothing will alter my opinion.......
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    One issue with this option is the long list of possible unwanted side effects: Infertility Liver damage Vaginal infections Urinary accidents in the house Body odor Skin problems Mounting other dogs Behavioral changes Uterus infection Mammary gland cancer and/or enlargement Weight gain Skin and coat changes Any procedure has side affects if you look, mate had his shpeherd bitches implanted, never suffered any side affects......
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    Can this be done anywhere or is it a specialist thing? Any vet can do it......
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    Get an implant put in the bitch, no seasons in the near future, problem solved.......
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    Full of chinese food and coffee

    1. Lab

      Lab

      Well that makes a change from wind and pish then!!.....lol

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    I live in a built up area, last thing i want is any of my dogs killing cats, nothing but trouble from a legal viewpoint, and i dont want to kill childs pet.........
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    oh ok fair enough i havent seen every post i didnt realise folk had resorted to personal insults...still not sure id call it bullying but i guess folk get brave on the internet and theres no need for it i agree I make the fella wrong myself but certainly not about to stamp my feet about it,its just an opinion thats all. Simoman its all well and good saying what if this and what if that......but the reality IS if you cant afford something you shouldnt have it,when that " thing " is an animal the only fair thing to do is give or sell it to somebody who CAN correctly care for it no matter
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    A few folk have but the fact that they aren't popular says something, i.e there are better crosses out there, there is nothing that another cross couldn't do that one of these can. As for boar, yep its illegal and if it wasn't are there enough to warrent keeping a dog for them.............. As you mentioned, you saw a litter in a rescue centre, probably were most would end up............
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    If she were mine i'd be looking a dog with similar attributes rather than a specific cross........
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