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  1. Simoman
    Make sure you get osram bulbs......
  2. Simoman
    Now thats funny
  3. Simoman
    Like i say different strokes, but to decry another mnans sport when the whole hunting game is f****d nowdays is short sighted, without the shoots where would terrierwork be?? Totally illegal is the answer, its all linked in one way or another and requires a look at the bigger picture
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    Keeping a dog fit using a bike will make no difference to the working life of a lurcher, if anything it will help as the dog is less likely to incur muscle injuries if its running fit, exercise is like anything else, moderation and common sense..........
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    Cant wait to see me and leveller tea bagging whilst jryipp abuses himself in the corner

  6. Simoman
    You are my hero, tough, strong spoken and very sexy. Have you had your backdoor smashing in before?
  7. Simoman
    Rocky, you have posted some new photos and have gone up a notch in my estimation, you are now on notch one
  8. Simoman
    Depended on the species, yours im sure are different over the pond......
  9. Simoman
    A greyhound put to a 7/8 greyhound 1/8 collie, if thats what im reading is a waste of time, may aswell buy a pure greyhound pup imo...... Be better off putting it to a collie lurcher with a proven track record, far too many folk get hung up on speed in the lurcher, it needs enough but there are far more important attributes, strike, feet, hunting ability, its as much use as a tit on a boar if the dog is fast enough but dont catch...............
  10. Simoman
    I'll be there with Jeppi to wheel stabbas invalid carriage around the field and empty his colostomy bag throughout the day, plus Ash pays me to improve the looks of those attending..........
  11. Simoman
    There are plenty of forms of hunting that i either dont like or wouldnt partake in but i dont beleive in telling others not to do it, hare drives always make me uncomfortable, to me it should of been a dog behind a hare weeding out the sick, elderly and unfit, allowing the best to breed, but now its illegal its irrelavent..............
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    Back in the day when it was legal a dog that tried to make the catch as soon as possible and transfered to a throat hold and minimised the damage to the meat of suffering to the quarry, nowdays i'll stick this side of the law and hunt bunnies.......
  13. Simoman

    Really fancy a long walk in the middle of nowhere...........

    1. Penda

      Penda

      id love to do that mate but with a spade over me shoulder and me ex in a sack being dragged behind me ;)

  14. Simoman
    Unless a wolfhound can adapt to shoot a .243 then there is feck all it will take in this country.........
  15. Simoman
    sat here broken hearted ..and hungry........i thought you were a mate of mine ! lol stabs ...............talks sense wilf .............for a sing song round the old joanna jr yipp ..........cos he knows everything woodga ...........knows his stuff rob............. just a good lad chief ............cos there is no show without punch stabs ....good chap a long long list ...and while they are all eating id feck off out and find some decent mates !!!!!!!!!! Sorry col, i'd have you stabs, leveller and a couple of others round for sex after the ot
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    Tbh far too many have been to mine for dinner, as im a superb cook!!!!! stabba and cheeky have had a few meals at mine BUT i do need some notice to save up for the ingredients as stabba eats like jabba the hut after a month on the cabbage soup diet. Stabba/cheeky/wilf/bogger/jeppi/wag/IanB/strongstuff/bosun/brummy/hedz/bullxryno/6pack/lurchergirrl, i'd also allow stewie/jryipp and staffs riff raff to butle and park the cars......I would also invite Darcy as we could dine alfresco under his beak if it rains........
  17. Simoman
    Well Rocky i know how you love your photo posting
  18. Simoman
    Dont put yourself down, thats my job On a serious note it would only be guesswork and if she is working for you and please you then thats the main thing....
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    Can tell the season is over, the boards are filling with daft shite

    1. Romany

      Romany

      Part time hunters and one for the pot men spoil it for me

    2. Waz

      Waz

      If that is your guage of when the season ended, then id reckon the season has been over for hmmm about 5 year or more. ;)

    3. jo54

      jo54

      you need help..............am going to trie my best to get you it

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  20. Simoman
    Why???? Surely you adapt to an individual dogs temperament rather than set targets???
  21. Simoman
    Whats the deal with the jogging bottoms you chavs
  22. Simoman
    alright bogger, im over your way now lol, send me your mobile number and i'll give you a bell
  23. Simoman
    Well i tried my little bit of advice to help, i do believe in care in the community, perhaps hire a medium to assist you with your problems......
  24. Simoman
    Well this forum is all about opinions, mine is only a tool would allow an 8 month old pup to sire a litter and only a complete moron would want a litter from a unproven PUP!!!!
  25. Simoman
    Trixie is NOT nippy!!! My serious reply would be why do you want a terrier, are the lurchers working dogs and are they living together in the house, lurchers and terriers are hard work unless you are intending to graft a terrier i would suggest it isnt worth the hassle....
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