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dytkos

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  1. R in the month and the moons down. I feel guilty if I don't go lamping 3 times a week Mooch every day, sometimes half arsed though Cheers, D.
  2. BAW, 3 things: 1. As Fuji says, your a shit stirring b*****d 2. IMO, your also a time wasting b*****d as I wanted to hit the sack by 12 as I've got an early start 3. Can't remember the third but it was something about you being a b*****d Cheers, D.
  3. What happened to Fuzzy? Miss walking the canal banks, none down here Cheers, D.
  4. dytkos

    Oscar Joke

    Just goes to show, a man without legs has a better shot than Fernando Torres Cheers, D.
  5. My missus keeps saying "whats she called" Fortunately I come back with a few rabs and dog lagged in shite Cheers, D.
  6. fights outside kebab shops are obviously a higher priority than a mother and child getting run over! Feck, round here they're more interested in catching you stopped in "loading only" areas. Got pulled by plod a few months ago on a Saturday morning at 11 o'oclock, I was just nipping in the bookies to put my bets on. Was told I'd have a ticket when I came out. When I asked him if he'd be here at 11 tonight when the kids are throwing bottles down the street he blushed and said his shift would be over by then Cheers, D. PS Sorry off topic
  7. Nothing worse mate As has been said, cocaine used to be in Victorian toothache remedies. If its really bad, go Derryford, they have a 24 hour dentist I believe Cheers, D.
  8. Used to work for an animal by-products firm about 30 years ago. Did collections at a couple of mink farms in West Yorkshire. Some of them farmed b*****ds were about 4 foot long, and nasty with it Cheers, D.
  9. Get mine from one of the local butchers. 25p a bag, either 6 or 7 ribs (lamb) or 2 or 3 marrow or hips(cow). Only every couple of weeks though as my dogs live in and her indoors moans Cheers, D.
  10. I've got my dog bus and dogs (at vets) registered in my missus's name. Don't know how that would go down if I ever (not that I do ) was caught poaching Cheers, D.
  11. Kinell TOMO, thats a heavy question Reckon initially I'd disown them but after a while I;d want to seek a reason and therefore go back to them, IF they were my kids but Cheers, D.
  12. If only I was closer seriously though, sounds like a great piece of kit at at a decent price. Sure someone will get a great deal Cheers, D.
  13. Good do TOMO Sorry mate, theres a piece of shit on your Avatar Cheers, D.
  14. Happy with that fella Cheers, D.
  15. i have trapped the wire in the door of my truck! perhaps i'll replace everything! Sounds like its not just the bulb thats dim? Cheers, D.
  16. Good write up TOMO Good pics Vin Well done chaps Cheers, D.
  17. Not for 30 years but it was decent then Used to night fish for bream (caught fish up to 6lb) Then maggots for roach as it came light then live bait for pike. Mate had one of 21lb out there but biggest I had was 8lb Cheers, D.
  18. Had mine nearly 30 year ago. Out the hospital, straight to the pub Feckin sore when me dog jumped up at me Never had no bother after a day or so Watch out if your missus stays on the pill though Cheers, D.
  19. Great post and excellent pics as usual by Moll Cheers, D.
  20. Christ, Mole I forgot the Scouts Probably when the wanking started Cheers, D.
  21. How many of the 5 have changed since then? 3rd and 4th, I now take (bad) pics of the second Cheers, D.
  22. I'll lend it you mate, provided I get it back shortly without any hassle Cheers, D.
  23. 12 year old Football Bird Nesting Deffo the old factory/building visits Dodging fares on buses and trains Wanking Cheers, D.
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