They walk among us
One of my exes was a bit loony - she used to let thoughts go round and round in her head to piss her off.
I've always been pretty easy going - I think that annoyed her even more when she was looking for a row and I'd tell her to f**k off and calm down or, just ignore her.
She once punched me in the face while I was asleep - that was a weird sensation.
I've never hit a woman in my life but, I came close to it that day - I actually thought about putting her over my lap and whacking her arse until it went numb - at the time, I found the tho