Daughter: Dad, can we have a McDonald's today?
Dad: (tired and a bit grumpy after a 67hr week) No, it's shit.
Daughter: Ok, can we have your pineapple burgers?
15 minutes later...... burgers made with minced beef, fried red onions, olive oil, and salt and pepper, topped with a fried pineapple ring, grilled with mozzarella on the top and, put in a bun with lettuce and Hellmans burger sauce.
A bit later........
Daughter: Dad....
Dad: Yeah....
Daughter: I'm glad we didn't have McDonald's.
Dad - pretty pleased with himself