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Jonjon79

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  1. I was thinking that the balustrade is quite close - could probably just stand up and piss over the edge
  2. I don't really know much about Jacuzzis - are they like swimming pools? Or, do you have to get out of them when you need a wee?
  3. Bacon, onion and parsley rolled up in suet pastry then, wrapped in cloth that's been coated in lard, then boiled for around 90 minutes. For me it's a proper flavour from my childhood days.
  4. She tells me that I'm a close second
  5. 12 little Beef and Stilton pies - just a different spin on last week's pasties. And, at little 'uns request, a bacon pudding cooking for today's dinner. ........ I'm sure she'll let me know if it's not as good as her Nans
  6. Don't expect any help from this lot if it does kick off - they've just bottled it against the pikaninis ???? French military to quit Mali in possible boost to jihadists WWW.REUTERS.COM France and military allies said on Thursday they would leave Mali after almost a decade based there...
  7. A bit of a cheat dinner today........ Work finished late and, I'm back on at stupid o'clock in the morning so, I grabbed some barbecue ribs and a microwave vegetable medley thing from the Co-op. ......... it tuned out nice to be fair - the meat just fell off the ribs
  8. She's completely off her rocker Those nutters are there for normal folk to laugh at - it's a new kind of cringe comedy.
  9. Thank you for your indisputable scientific criteria of what defines a big cat in the uk
  10. The fat on that first bit will cook up really nice ?
  11. Beef and Stilton pasties for work this week Beef mince, mushrooms, onion and peas cooked in guiness, with a big wedge of Stilton on top before they were closed up and cooked.
  12. We can all spot a retard that has no business being in control of anything more responsible than a roll of dog poo bags ?
  13. She can't even put her shoes on the right feet for f**k sake
  14. I'm not that fussed - they can have the Ukraine. For all I care, they can march into France and Germany as well.
  15. The most important question here is .............. could he put that cat in the back of a net in a Euro final penalty shoot out?
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    Pet hates.

    Wankers on roundabouts that don't indicate then, when you pull out infront of them (because you've got no feckin idea where they're going and, you've had enough of their sort for the day) they wait until they're just past you to honk their horn and stick a finger up so that they can drive away without copping any retaliation.
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    Pet hates.

    Charity muggers that hang around in shop doorways, watching you at the till. They don't want a bit of change in a bucket anymore - there was a spikey haired dyke in the local co-op that wanted a regular direct debit for guide dogs the other day. .......... f**k right off - if I want to donate, I'll find you. Leave me alone to sort my shopping you rug muncher.
  18. Yes well, they would, wouldn't they ? ........ They're the ones that want arresting pronto because, they'll be the only ones that turn the protest nasty.
  19. You can't beat good local produce
  20. It's been a long ol' week on 01:20 starts, sorting out f**k up after f**k up so ....... Tonight, steak with halloumi fries, beer battered onion rings and salad with a nice glass of red
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