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  1. Jonjon79
    Next one's up - Come on Davies ?
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    Nah, he's just an Oscar Pistorius with legs. ....... Creepy fecker.
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    Drunken monkey ffs - he got the win despite his feckin about but, I'd love to see someone test his jaw properly
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    Best country in the world, bar none ??
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    The reminder's just switched it over
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    Of course, the slimey fecker. ....... If you or me missed a tax a return, they'd have the rubber glove on PDQ
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    I'm looking forward to it - my daughter and the missus are making a proper homemade curry and onion bhajis from scratch and, they're making my favourite key lime pie for afters. ....... It's going to be a good day Bollocks to the new age Lesbos
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    I thought this was going to be a lurcher watching a barbecued bratwurst thread Seriously though, it's about time the tide started to turn across Europe - what better start than for Merkel's own people to f**k her off.
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    Was Axum there? ....... Haven't seen him on here for a while.
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    I've just had a sales call from someone with a strong Indian accent. ...... He rings me at work and asks to speak to the manager Me: Why? Injun: Gas and electric. Me: I don't want any. Injun: Are you manager? Me: Am I managing what? Injun: What? Me: What what? Injun: We can save you tirty percent on your current bill. Me: How much do I pay now? Injun: Go to hell bloody b*****d. Charming I tried to call him back but, he's not answering - 0161 408 5556
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    I'd like to know more about that social worker - I can imagine the sort of person it is.
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    Nice work Bn i reckon, if you slam that gate, that pigeon will fall off
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    That's a bargain Jimmy ....... You've only had it 5 minutes.
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    That's nice Jimmy I'm glad you got him sorted mate - I reckon he'll love it
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    On guard or weighing up his options?
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    Best barbecue picture yet ....... I like seeing the nice grub that you knock up but, my favourite pictures are always the ones where that dog's having a look
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    Well, it's day 3 and I've had no cravings yet. ...... This thing seems to be helping - I don't really like it much so, I'm not using it as much as I was smoking. I did notice this morning, the car stinks of fags - I rarely smoked in there and, always kept an air freshener on the go but, it can't have helped much. ........ I'll get it round to the Romanians for a valet later
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    Cheers Wilf I think you've just hit the nail on the head for me - you can't beat a smoke and a cuppa at early o'clock while the world is still quiet
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    He really is ....... I so wish the Clint in Gran Torino was the true Clint
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    Coming from quite a townie family, the only ones that I ever remember being interested in hunting were me and my Grandad - Mums Dad. ...... He's a Welshman, ex-army and a train driver. When I was a kid in the early/mid 80s (I would have been 5 or 6 yrs old), I'd sometimes stay over at Nan & Grandads - we'd get up early and walk to the fields a couple of miles away to check his snares. Sometimes on the way, he'd pull out a catapult, if no one was around, and take a pigeon off a lamppost - this was usually just as the sun was coming up. ..... I remember his coat
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    That's fair comment Jimmy Mine get a look over every 1-2 weeks if they haven't been used, action out of stock for a good wipe over once a month. ....... Never put away with finger prints on the metal work - that really fecks my OCD. After a trip out, depending on conditions, they're usually wiped over then, left out for a while and, inspected and oiled again before putting them away. If it was cold or wet, they'll be separated from the stocks and given time to acclimatise to the house before the stock and action are sorted. They're pricey bits o
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    Cheers Chris
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    I've run out of likes - haven't done that for a while. Thank you all for the comments and encouragement - much appreciated
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    I do like that blue stock Jimmy It might be a good idea to get rid of the blood and gaffer tape incase you get pulled over
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    Cheers mate This is my second crack at it - I reckon when I do manage to give up, I'll still always fancy one.
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