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Jonjon79

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  1. None of them care - they're all protected, nothing will ever happen to any of them and, they know it. They're all career shysters that are in it for the pension. If I did such a shit job where I work, I'd be up in court. I'm 44 years old - I can't remember a vote being anything more than trying to pick the least shit from a bad bunch.
  2. That's a blast from the past mate - I remember throwing that up out of my nose when I was 14
  3. We had a little bit of thunder and rain - not much to speak of. I do like a good storm so, I was hoping for loads of thunder and lightning right over head.
  4. Good. Folk around here are generally a quiet bunch but, they will react to anything that they think is not right. The head teacher at a local primary school wanted to have unisex toilets for the kids. The parents weren't going to let her get the thin edge of her weird wedge in at all - she couldn't show her face in the playground at drop off and picking up time in the end.
  5. I did read somewhere that he is or, used to be, quite a handy scrapper. Still a bit of an odd ball though.
  6. Nothing interesting for me - I'm waiting for my Last train and, it's a big 'un.... lots of wagons and 4 locos that need splitting and sorting for early Monday morning. There is a cold Henry Westons waiting for me in the fridge at home though
  7. The first lockdown was ok - I had 5 months off on full basic pay during a really good summer. ........ I spent the time wisely by learning how to paint and wall paper better, drink during the day without getting pissed until it was dark outside and, how to barbecue vegetables I wouldn't want another lockdown though.
  8. I thought it was all bollocks then. I still think the same.
  9. Jonjon79

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    They're all mad b*****ds the way they hit that course - hopefully he gives some good results rather than a statistic ??
  10. They'll cook well this time of year mate They'll still be a b*****d to skin but, if you half roast them then carve the meat off and cook it in a sauce, it'll be tasty and tender, especially the little one
  11. That's bad news and a horrible way for the old girl to go. I don't know what the answer is for the increase but, I can only think it's dickheads buying dogs that they haven't got a clue about. I don't think that's a new thing either - I remember arseholes on my old estate 30yrs ago that had dogs that they couldn't control.
  12. Typical - mine's exactly the same mate. ........ order some grub anyway. If she's like mine, she'll get hungry as soon as you start tucking in
  13. He'll be proud of you mate
  14. A nice cup of tea with a shot of Bourbon in it after a night shift The dog likes the last little bit
  15. I'm the same mate - I'm 44 and I love the longer days. Everything just seems better when we get the warm sun on us
  16. I've got some ball bearings here that you're welcome to if you think they'll be better for him ??
  17. I like this time of year - 4:20am and its not dark
  18. Basic pasta bake today - I do like coriander in the salad
  19. Arsehole. Paedophiles and their sympathisers should both get a good kicking.
  20. 1:30 this morning - I like these shifts, I get to avoid all of the 9-5 loonys on the roads
  21. My old mate was cycling home from Reading to Pangbourne, probably 25 years ago now, pissed as a fart - he hit a badger and came off his bike. ......... all of his scrapes and bruises were from him trying to scoot away from it when it ran at him before he could get back up
  22. Lob a few tomatoes at it and start running when you've pissed it off enough - you'll get Devons own Pamplona going ........... it'll beat their strange cheese rolling thing hands down
  23. Fkn 'ell Arry - 57%....... I probably would fall down after too much of that and, maybe even go through the whole long forgotten 'tried to piss in the wrong place' scenario again
  24. I agree mate. Scophield is one slimy little cnt - I couldn't believe the way they all fawned over him when he embarrassed his family. ....... it wasn't too long ago that someone would have slapped him for that.
  25. Neither. I much prefer a good Bourbon Although, I did have a couple of glasses of one of the Penderyn whiskys over Christmas - that was pretty good.
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