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Jonjon79

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  1. Yeah, I don't know about that one mate - it seems a bit Heston Blumenthal
  2. I heard he's in a nursing home now - they have to blend up his snails and brie before they feed him and, he thinks the foreign nurses still find it funny when he whips out his expired warrant card and says 'you're nicked mated' every time they have to wipe his bum.
  3. "They want to ham others who are living piss fully"
  4. I'd give that a whirl mate ...... After all black pudding is just pigs blood.
  5. Most flasks are pretty good - you're going to work, you're not going on an Arctic expedition so, they will keep your tea warm for long enough. Mine was less than a tenner from Asda - I put 3 tea bags,a slosh of milk and boiling water in it. It's still warm after 10 hours.
  6. My patio is dedicated to Fred West
  7. Yep - the missus went on a cleaning spree and then put up 2 Christmas trees and, placed her Christmasy ornaments and candles around the place yesterday I don't mind - it makes her happy. I prefer summer though.
  8. I don't really get that either. Maybe it's for those new born vegan types.
  9. Oh yes - done that mate. Dad was a hard b*****d and I was a stubborn prick . It caused issues that we can laugh about now but, I still love him though.
  10. Have a look at the video up there mate ☝ The Irish lads are kicking off as they always did. The looting is a chimp out.
  11. Now and then little 'un wants me try something new - to be fair, this was pretty good. The bits were small but, the texture and flavour was pretty good It's been a long time since I partook of ye olde elephant leg - I always liked it with onion and ketchup. I wasn't disappointed with this
  12. The hopper wagons unload last night......
  13. And the truth will out - feckin typical.
  14. I thought the same thing after I typed that mate
  15. Hopefully the rest of them will see them aswell and take note to f**k off
  16. I do. I hope they've turned him into Stephen Hawkins.
  17. We used to have a train driver that was ex legion. He was a Romanian and, a decent bloke. He's moved to another company now. We seem to get a lot of people with interesting histories in this job.
  18. That's what I just looking at - I can't understand how he can fit all of that bread and the other grub inside himself.
  19. Lamb roast dinner at 9:30pm after spending 10hrs at the hospital with little 'un. ........ thank god I'm on a later shift tomorrow.
  20. A bit of a trial run today - Peaches cooked in cinnamon, demerara sugar and dark rum with clotted cream. ......... The missus loved it - happy days
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