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  2. That just sums up perfectly the f***ing mental situation in this country.
  3. It just looked like it had plenty of meat in it , and it was going to taste great . I could see it being washed down with a generous slice of homemade apple pie , and lots of cream , and served by a mature , yet very pretty , large breasted lady , that had all the answers to lifes many mysteries . You've just burst my bubble mack . It's no wonder that I've never travelled beyond the isle of Wight. I just couldn't stand the crushing disappointment .
  4. Today
  5. Will watch that later. I've just took on a new member of staff in my buisness. She is a local farmers wife, the farm isn't doing to well so was looking for extra work. She is up milking at 4am and then comes and does a day with us and does the milking after plus all other work and duties. She was telling me her 9 year old son gets up and does the milking with her everyday at 4am ( his own choice ). She said the other morning he was knackered and snoring so she left him in bed. She went and started the milking and at 6am he came running down the yard with a torch in the pissin down rain shouti
  6. Just make sure it really is an Eu and not a black self being passed off as one.
  7. Yesterday
  8. I had a great Greyhound bitch lined up for my SALUKI DOG but wasant meant to be .She was out of the best breeding in Ireland a Derby winner X with a Oak,s winner it would have been an top class cross sure i will find an other bitch soon.
  9. Your [BANNED TEXT] no future in yet but it,s when the Drug Dealer,s want there money back of the young runners then the trouble starts .Iv,e seen alot of good young lives been lost because they hadant got the cash to get out and sadly ended there lives because they didnt want to get there family,s involved.
  10. The first funeral that I went to as an "adult", I borrowed a really nice suite. 1 size too big. No one really noticed. The few that did notice are still around today and still take the piss at funerals. I would have probably grown into it by now. Wore my own shoes though.
  11. I don’t think anyone ever chose footwear for a funeral “to make an impression”.
  12. It wasn’t for anyone else except me,they matched the suit I had (I owned the suit) but I rarely wear suits and would probably never have worn the shoes again.
  13. Why wear shoes that you cannot afford to own, just to give a false impression to others?
  14. No,no better than that mate,product of my environment,trace memories linger,sorry I failed to live up to your expectations Juk.
  15. Oh well done! I suppose you imagine you scored one over the exclusive shoe shop!! Well what about the unsuspecting high end tart who bought those faux leopard skin stilettos after you'd infected them with millions of mackem verruca spores? Poor sad bitch. She will no longer be able to walk the streets of Mayfair. Instead she will be unable to work, have to claim disability and smoke crack all day. What an existence, and all your fault. I thought you were better than that. Twat!
  16. I keep watching these Airsoft sniper things, kicking Mustang ...
  17. I've worked on coke heavy sites, it's no fun , mood swings , their own mates selling it to them, even seen guys crying on the job totally fecked , I've had to share digs with guys who spunk all their money on coke ask to borrow a few quid on Monday, it's a sad lonely existence. I've declined work where I know I'll be the one doing piss tests etc to cover the others. I'm guilty of having too many beers now and again but it doesn't compare to the wreckage of cocaine... thankfully the more extreme sites are behind me , although it's going on ,on most large sites , I try and avoid those ....
  18. Being serious though.....it's amazing that a woman who put hurty words on a tweet was remanded and jailed.....yet a Syrian rapist (suspected) who changed his name to jihad was allowed to walk free. You can only laugh at it really because it's just absolutely bonkers
  19. If they insist on wearing green and hiding in bushes can I be blamed.
  20. what do mean next time, have you done it once already?
  21. if there out like our southerners i feel.for you mate
  22. Yep looks tight and rough in places , safe travels.
  23. No sadly not,I am in Quebec at this current time,if I was in London I would have had a ticket,his voice is throaty gravel,perfect for country,reminiscent of pickup trucks and dusty roads.
  24. I gather he was behind the door inside the lobby when he was unfortunately shot , whilst a British Syrian who was up for a rape charge was killing folk , also his father condoning hamas terror attacks.. ....
  25. I'll try that excuse next time I slot a beater
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