Pet hates.

[waltjnr 8,208]

3 minutes ago, eastcoast said:

Walked past a grown man standing at a bus stop this morning who was wearing a baseball cap. Grown men wearing baseball caps is a pet hate of mine but get that many like them, each to their own. This was a proper bobby dazzler though, blood red with a black prancing horse logo on it. He was waiting for a bus wearing a Ferrari hat. FFS man!

Hoodies,caps,specially when driving, utter c u n t s 

[chartpolski 28,399]

7 hours ago, TOMO said:

Come on mate you don't need a doctor....that's what this site is for....we're all experts on here at everything...including medicine 

That’s just reminded me of when my missus returned from a long haul flight and her wrist was seriously swollen and painful.

I took her straight to A & E and the duty doctor said” what have we here ?”

I said “my diagnosis is carpal tunnel cartilage swelling putting pressure on the median nerve and blood supply veins”. 
He looked shocked and said “yes , yes, what treatment do you suggest ?”

I said “ how would I know ? It was just a wild guess, I’m not a doctor !”

That was my wife’s cue to give me an elbow in the ribs and suggest I leave the room

As it happens, my diagnosis was absolutely correct, and a small operation cured the problem !

I could probably have performed the procedure using a Stanley knife but probably best to leave it to the professionals

Cheers.

Edited 21 hours ago by chartpolski

[mitre 375]

Our dad. Had the same back in the 80s such a game he had to get sorted out by our one of our GPS got it down to something else as say a knife to slack off the pressure and stitches in his hand and 6 weeks of our mother wiping his arse

[eastcoast 4,607]

On 03/10/2025 at 10:12, WILF said:

I’ll add that rural ireland seems to have an inordinate amount of people in their 50s and 60s who stink of shit and look like they have never had a wash ever ! ……..it’s f***ing howling !

So that's rural Ireland struck off the list of places to enjoy the final 3rd of my life. Sounds like Gateshead! Cheers WILF. 

[neil r 1,964]

Road works with nobody working on them . The main culprits round here is usually a company called cadent who’s specialty is seemingly digging the main entrance/exit routes in to local towns causing absolute chaos for weeks and sometimes longer and then only having the odd person working on them once in a blue moon 

[TOMO 29,169]

13 hours ago, chartpolski said:

That’s just reminded me of when my missus returned from a long haul flight and her wrist was seriously swollen and painful.

I took her straight to A & E and the duty doctor said” what have we here ?”

I said “my diagnosis is carpal tunnel cartilage swelling putting pressure on the median nerve and blood supply veins”. 
He looked shocked and said “yes , yes, what treatment do you suggest ?”

I said “ how would I know ? It was just a wild guess, I’m not a doctor !”

That was my wife’s cue to give me an elbow in the ribs and suggest I leave the room

As it happens, my diagnosis was absolutely correct, and a small operation cured the problem !

I could probably have performed the procedure using a Stanley knife but probably best to leave it to the professionals

Cheers.

About 10 year ago I slipped getting over a stone wall up the dales..ferret box bashed my hand against the wall..and my ring finger swelled up....by lunch time it was throbbing so I bailed out ....it had calmed down next day...but still hurting after loads of nagging by her indoors...I went to A and E....nurse looked at it says we send you for an exray see if it's broke.......broke I says it's not broke....she replies well we just check to make sure.....look I says I'm telling you it's not broke....I've broke both arms in my youth...and numerous knuckles in my hands....its not broke I'm telling you....

Yep it was broke in 3 places...lol

[chartpolski 28,399]

2 minutes ago, TOMO said:

About 10 year ago I slipped getting over a stone wall up the dales..ferret box bashed my hand against the wall..and my ring finger swelled up....by lunch time it was throbbing so I bailed out ....it had calmed down next day...but still hurting after loads of nagging by her indoors...I went to A and E....nurse looked at it says we send you for an exray see if it's broke.......broke I says it's not broke....she replies well we just check to make sure.....look I says I'm telling you it's not broke....I've broke both arms in my youth...and numerous knuckles in my hands....its not broke I'm telling you....

Yep it was broke in 3 places...lol

You should have asked me !

Cheers.

[Astanley 11,671]

1 hour ago, TOMO said:

About 10 year ago I slipped getting over a stone wall up the dales..ferret box bashed my hand against the wall..and my ring finger swelled up....by lunch time it was throbbing so I bailed out ....it had calmed down next day...but still hurting after loads of nagging by her indoors...I went to A and E....nurse looked at it says we send you for an exray see if it's broke.......broke I says it's not broke....she replies well we just check to make sure.....look I says I'm telling you it's not broke....I've broke both arms in my youth...and numerous knuckles in my hands....its not broke I'm telling you....

Yep it was broke in 3 places...lol

Moral of the story ......let go of the fkn greggs bag when climbing walls .

[pesky1972 5,673]

Heard some English guy use the term ‘baby mother’ the other day, in a take on the American ‘baby mama’.

Just fcking stop please.

[mushroom 14,194]

20 hours ago, chartpolski said:

That’s just reminded me of when my missus returned from a long haul flight and her wrist was seriously swollen and painful.

I took her straight to A & E and the duty doctor said” what have we here ?”

I said “my diagnosis is carpal tunnel cartilage swelling putting pressure on the median nerve and blood supply veins”. 
He looked shocked and said “yes , yes, what treatment do you suggest ?”

I said “ how would I know ? It was just a wild guess, I’m not a doctor !”

That was my wife’s cue to give me an elbow in the ribs and suggest I leave the room

As it happens, my diagnosis was absolutely correct, and a small operation cured the problem !

I could probably have performed the procedure using a Stanley knife but probably best to leave it to the professionals

Cheers.

FFS mate lol

The cnut's at MediaMarkt customer service and that tw@t the said I was scamming, Infront of people. Gets right up my goat.. 

[littlefish 597]

20 hours ago, eastcoast said:

Walked past a grown man standing at a bus stop this morning who was wearing a baseball cap. Grown men wearing baseball caps is a pet hate of mine but get that many like them, each to their own. This was a proper bobby dazzler though, blood red with a black prancing horse logo on it. He was waiting for a bus wearing a Ferrari hat. FFS man!

Baseball caps are good to keep your glasses clear in the rain........lol!