EDDIE B 3,120 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 5 minutes ago, big sid said: when the virus gets you and you know your gone you will be shouting GOD HELP ME PLEASE but ya wont get in to heaven if youve not paid your dues. Better off out of it anyway. If there is such a thing as heaven, it must be full of the most obnoxious people on the plannet! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,391 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 Just been told; all roads into BCN have been closed. Movement out of the city and surrounding areas is now illegal. Just waiting for the curfew to be declared and we have hit 1984. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogmandont 9,361 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 56 minutes ago, big sid said: when the virus gets you and you know your gone you will be shouting GOD HELP ME PLEASE but ya wont get in to heaven if youve not paid your dues. Me and god are good sid lol. It’s the c**ts in the dog collars taxing folks I have a problem with. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
riohog 5,621 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, mushroom said: Just been told; all roads into BCN have been closed. Movement out of the city and surrounding areas is now illegal. Just waiting for the curfew to be declared and we have hit 1984. maddness !!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
big sid 1,119 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 its the old roof my friend its needing repaired and them fecking roofers dont come cheap, now go say an our father three hail mary's and dig deep in the pocket. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
riohog 5,621 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 minute ago, W. Katchum said: Somebody is wrong somewhere, all theee country’s are closing down an yet we still sending kids to school ffs. It’s okay saying Boris is being advised by experts? It surely to All govts are being advised by experts? It’s fcukin mental do who do yetrist the govts around the world, or throne that’s failing is time, I mean them cnuts are probs still all bickering about brexit its got torun its course mate .keeppaddling in cow shit youll be fine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,391 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, riohog said: its got torun its course mate .keeppaddling in cow shit youll be fine To be fair I feel like shit but I already feel like I'm gonna be reet... strong immune system from years of tramping through shit, guts and blood! Not had a cold or flu for near 20 years. However, this pain is not good I can deal with the headache, throat etc... but shaking like an alcoholic is not a nice feeling. Dog won't come near me, the cat neither so... ups and downs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
riohog 5,621 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 minute ago, mushroom said: To be fair I feel like shit but I already feel like I'm gonna be reet... strong immune system from years of tramping through shit, guts and blood! Not had a cold or flu for near 20 years. However, this pain is not good I can deal with the headache, throat etc... but shaking like an alcoholic is not a nice feeling. Dog won't come near me, the cat neither so... ups and downs old saying feed a cold starve a fever ,drink loads of water 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 15 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Somebody is wrong somewhere, all these country’s are closing down an yet we still sending kids to school ffs. It’s okay saying Boris is being advised by experts? But surely to fcuk All govts are being advised by experts? It’s fcukin mental so who do ye trust the govts around the world, or the one that’s failing us all time, I mean them cnuts are probs still all bickering about brexit Your schools not closed yet, they even closed the churchs here, and thsts saying a lot lol Atb j Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 was talking to an owd mate of mine at lunchtime, over my steak pudding . chips n sloppits, he was on about places being shut down cos of this virus, what about massage parlours he asks, oh I dunno mate I says, ive never used em. and at £90 for an hour, feck that off, so ive advised him as friend, to self masterbate, eh, am I a mate or what. oh, and please wash your hands afore you reply 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
riohog 5,621 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 minute ago, iworkwhippets said: was talking to an owd mate of mine at lunchtime, over my steak pudding . chips n sloppits, he was on about places being shut down cos of this virus, what about massage parlours he asks, oh I dunno mate I says, ive never used em. and at £90 for an hour, feck that off, so ive advised him as friend, to self masterbate, eh, am I a mate or what. oh, and please wash your hands afore you reply if you were a proper mate you would help him out with that 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 hour ago, jetro said: They wont be coming here again. The Jehovah's do every house in the village, but my house, you can them run past my gate LOL Atb j Years ago my mates parents were on holiday.about 8 of us were all hungover in the morning laying about the living room.smoking joints. Knock on the door it was the Jehovah heads. Come in my mate said and once they walked into the living room he closed the door and stood blocking it and said to them try converting this lot They didn't know what to say.or where to look.they kept saying you must let us out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,391 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: was talking to an owd mate of mine at lunchtime, over my steak pudding . chips n sloppits, he was on about places being shut down cos of this virus, what about massage parlours he asks, oh I dunno mate I says, ive never used em. and at £90 for an hour, feck that off, so ive advised him as friend, to self masterbate, eh, am I a mate or what. oh, and please wash your hands afore you reply Bollocks! You played the rusty trombone... admit it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,395 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 I'm ready! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
riohog 5,621 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 minute ago, W. Katchum said: Sounds like that ole sailor riohog never got that lucky pal 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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