mushroom 12,391 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: So it’s confirmed? Midgets get it just like normal folk wonder if it crosses any other species I have no idea if I have it... feel like shoite though. It's crazy, walking the dog and everywhere in my area is shut or empty. Few people milling about but it's a ghost town. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,391 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 Just now, riohog said: man up you fanny .. 2 weeks in quarantine... fanny is all I have to keep me occupied 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,662 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 8 minutes ago, mushroom said: Sweating like Jimmy Saville in a playground, banging headache and starting to get a sore throat..... looks like it could be 2 weeks in quarantine By the way you seem to throw yourself around thats not Coronavirus its Aids 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,391 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 Just now, gnasher16 said: By the way you seem to throw yourself around thats not Coronavirus its Aids Nope, got tested about 7 weeks ago Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogmandont 9,359 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 46 minutes ago, jetro said: Would you belive they do that here, some member of the parish volunteers to go around with the box of little envelopes. Once and once only they came to my door, and didn't even get the chance to leave the box LOL Atb j When they come to collect the envelope you should give them a euro but fire it at them with a pair of black widows and aim for between the eyes. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
big sid 1,119 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 11 minutes ago, dogmandont said: When they come to collect the envelope you should give them a euro but fire it at them with a pair of black widows and aim for between the eyes. when the virus gets you and you know your gone you will be shouting GOD HELP ME PLEASE but ya wont get in to heaven if youve not paid your dues. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,391 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 16 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Coronavirus + dwarfism= mini corona Worlds doomed W@nker If this gets worse, I'm gonna have to put the kettle on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 hour ago, jetro said: That's it, we're finished, just been told that all masses have been cancelled, must be serious LOL Atb j Be a few less cases of kiddy fiddling then lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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jetro 5,349 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 8 minutes ago, Ted Newgent said: Be a few less cases of kiddy fiddling then lol If only, but not. Atb j Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 33 minutes ago, dogmandont said: When they come to collect the envelope you should give them a euro but fire it at them with a pair of black widows and aim for between the eyes. They wont be coming here again. The Jehovah's do every house in the village, but my house, you can them run past my gate LOL Atb j Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 8 minutes ago, Ted Newgent said: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 50 minutes ago, mushroom said: Sweating like Jimmy Saville in a playground, banging headache and starting to get a sore throat..... looks like it could be 2 weeks in quarantine Speedy recovery mush. Is there many confirmed cases over there. Atb j Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,391 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 Well.... started shaking like a shitting dog. Mrs has just been told office is shut and go home (they have a confirmed case in the team) I did tell the numpty not to go in BCN is on lockdown, all roads in, apparently are full of police roadblocks. 4 local towns quarantined... it's ok, I've found an open bar.... time for a hot toddy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
riohog 5,621 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 14 minutes ago, mushroom said: Well.... started shaking like a shitting dog. Mrs has just been told office is shut and go home (they have a confirmed case in the team) I did tell the numpty not to go in BCN is on lockdown, all roads in, apparently are full of police roadblocks. 4 local towns quarantined... it's ok, I've found an open bar.... time for a hot toddy you aint got corona v mate sounds more like anthrax or ebola nowt to fret about 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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