Well well well look what’s for sale

[low plains drifter 9,467]

16 hours ago, Dinosaurs said:

Forgot to say Lurcherlad 94 can drive. Atb

Can he fukc, he's not getting the minibus to wreck aswell

[low plains drifter 9,467]

12 hours ago, king said:

If I'm not mistaken, things down on the subatomic level can't be perfectly still due to the Uncertainty Principle and/or interactions with vacuum fluctuations, right?

You'll need to wait until Owd Bill gets here, he has two tins of beans before going on manoeuvres

[stumfelter 3,032]

In my experience the only sure way of breaking a dog to sheep it to tie a dead ewe to his collar and have him drag it round for a fortnight. Or is that chickens?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[king 11,664]

6 minutes ago, low plains drifter said:

You'll need to wait until Owd Bill gets here, he has two tins of beans before going on manoeuvres

yea bill's expertise in the pressure and suction made by a dog's foot in damp clay is second to none.bill's forgot more more than all us put together.

[lurcherman 887 12,685]

So basically hes broke and cant buy a motor so has to sell his dog ? Maybe get a job mate 

[sandymere 8,261]

1 hour ago, stumfelter said:

In my experience the only sure way of breaking a dog to sheep it to tie a dead ewe to his collar and have him drag it round for a fortnight. Or is that chickens?

If your chickens are killing sheep you have some strain in your pens fella

 

[Black neck 15,169]

1 hour ago, sandymere said:

If your chickens are killing sheep you have some strain in your pens fella

 

The bloke what had the fox killing ferret had a game cock get in with his light Sussex layers according to form 1 of the resultant offspring bested an otter

[Bearfoot 1,476]

Here you go MIK brother sister mating Duggan lines going to France to be properly worked on all quarry I put the mating together and gifted the pups

 

 

Edited January 27, 2019 by Bearfoot

[Black neck 15,169]

24 minutes ago, Bearfoot said:

Here you go MIK brother sister mating Duggan lines going to France to be properly worked on all quarry I put the mating together and gifted the pups

Good show 

[billhardy 2,341]

4 hours ago, king said:

yea bill's expertise in the pressure and suction made by a dog's foot in damp clay is second to none.bill's forgot more more than all us put together.

Nay ta worry old bills here just recovered from a weekend of manoeuvres has you put it no time fa beans kfc on the go,tastes all the same all over uk,same has the Heinz do.and thanks again fa the heads up .good man .atb bill

[Black neck 15,169]

8 minutes ago, billhardy said:

Nay ta worry old bills here just recovered from a weekend of manoeuvres has you put it no time fa beans kfc on the go,tastes all the same all over uk,same has the Heinz do.and thanks again fa the heads up .good man .atb bill

Nice to here from you bill 

Kfc do beans like Heinz an all

Edited January 27, 2019 by Black neck
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[stormyboy 1,352]

Anyone had a slap yet or all sobered up!?

[shaaark 10,140]

1 hour ago, stormyboy said:

Anyone had a slap yet or all sobered up!?

Eh? Lol

[king 11,664]

1 hour ago, stormyboy said:

Anyone had a slap yet or all sobered up!?

i think everyone sobered up quite quick when fingering was mentioned 

[mr powers 875]

Sfs