Having A Affair

[Mickey Finn 2,710]

Well after chatting to a young sort for a good while while walking the old dog tonight she made it clear she would like to take things further its not for me as I'm no ray (bird ) by that I mean not a cheater but a stud but I could see how some do get tempted but I have to much to lose have any of you lads tried it or know someone who as

It's good your not tempted. But I'd start walking another route all the same.

[TOMO 24,880]

Like wilf and stiffy,,,,i made a pig of myself as a young fella,,,partying at raves,,dance venus,,everyone loved up on ees...then working the door 20 years ago,,working in ibiza,,,every girlfriend i had i cheated on,,,,

 

then met my mrs,,and relised what love was and ment.....tell you what though im glad i met her older rather than younger,,,,wouldnt have wanted to have missed out on all that fun.. together 17 year,,,married 7

[peterhunter86 8,627]

 

well if you lot dont want a bit i'll have them, when your as good at sex as i am it would be cruel to keep it to one woman, by the way when your as great as me its hard to be humble.

Is it your onion fragrance that makes them wet?

 

 

 

Must of made her eyes water.

[Pirate 9000 675]

I have always thought a bloke who can cheat on his wife and kids, will definitely cheat and grass his mates up to save his own skin if things go tits up.best avoided.

[Kay 3,709]

I have always wondered how these men marry one woman & then have a bigamous marriage , you occasionally read about blokes who have 2 completely separate family's & live part of the week with one lot & the other with the second family.

 

Men tend to be creatures of habit , so if my bloke worked away mon to friday & was home weekends I would expect to know where he had digs in the week & have some contact with him during his time in digs

 

The lies they must tell each of the woman must be enormous & then theirs the bills to pay on 2 homes

[dark-destroyer-85 636]

Easier go to brothel no come backs that way

[peterhunter86 8,627]

Easier go to brothel no come backs that way

 

 

theres always cum backs in brothels.

[Astanley 11,472]

Not for me ,but no skin off my nose anyone else doing it ,I dont judge people ,my two son in laws are obviously exceptions to this .

[blackmaggie 3,375]

So a bird your talking to for 30 minutes while walking your dog want to take it further , after youve done the deed in some playground ? is she going to give you a bill ?

 

a good while might be half a hour in your book but in mine it means weeks \ months and why if I was going to cheat would I do it in playground when I could do it in her pit as she as her own pad and is single and I doubt there would be a bill and just to be clear read what I said I'm not interested and if I was the last placed I would say anything is on here

[Jonjon79 13,340]

Shagging around isn't my cup of tea but, it is very nice when you click with another woman and feel that spark of attraction.

 

Enjoy the moment and move on - it's just self control

[walshie 2,804]

Whereabouts does she walk the dog?

 

And what time roughly?

[nans pat 2,575]

Theres a hobo here beside me riding the ma in law,ffs,and the wife knows,you would ride her yerself,one of them oul MILFS.people make to big a deal of this marriage crack imo...

[delswal 3,817]

Whereabouts does she walk the dog?

 

And what time roughly?

Why? what you after a new collar and lead lol

[Nik_B 3,790]

Whereabouts does she walk the dog?

 

And what time roughly?

 

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Sent from my Samsung device. Outside in the freezing cold

 

[blackmaggie 3,375]

Sounds a right classy sort offering ye yer hole on a dog walk haha

its them chat up lines bird sent me the ones he used in his younger days you can't fail dotty