Nicepix
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I've been up before a jury several times. Total waste of a lot of people's time and the tax payer's money. It does give an insight into what is wrong with the criminal justice system.
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I put in a good word for you
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When I got measured up for a protective vest, in those you had to choose between knife proof or bullet proof, they didn't do vests that protected from both. So when Don, the gay Italian tailor who used to take your inside leg measurement even if you only wanted a new tie, asked what type I wanted, I aked him if he could make me one that was bullet proof at the front for when I was facing armed robbers and knife proof at the back for when I was facing senior officers.
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That place in China where the UK sends al its non recyclable rubbish to will be visible from space as a sea of red. Zoom in closer and there will be white number 7's all over it.
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I'm sure you can't reach round that far.
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I'll bet no one has seen you two in the same room together.
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I'd like to see Jonnysdust v NOODLES. It would be like shadow boxing.
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This happened in the police well over 20 years ago. White ex-squaddies made up a large percentage of recruits and many of them mzde good coppers. Then they stopped recruiting on a basis of capability and started filling quotas. All of a sudden we were getting lazy Asians, many of whom were subsequently sacked for corruption and imprkper use of police information. But they kept on recruiting them! Then they decided to overturn the 6:1 male: female ratio as quickly as possible meaning that even more suitable white males did not make it through the selection process. Now they haven't enough
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What the French call tadpoles aren't wels. They are a small south american species that don't grow much over 6 inches. At this time of year you can see shoals of them in the shallows of lakes. They look like large black tadpoles and pack tightly together in a shoal so sometimes they get mistaken for one large fish. That makes them easier to net out. The wels fry are usually well guarded by the male until they disperse from the nest. They aren't usually seen until they get to gudgeon size and by then they are the same shape and colour as adults.
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There are hundreds of catfish species. In our region there is a big problem with a small south american catfish that has populated hundreds of rivers and lakes. If you are bait fishing for roach or bream sometimes all you can catch are these damned nuisances. They are about 4 inches long with a gob like Cherie Blair and just as spikey. You have to handle them in order to kill them. Some of the wels catfish that are in UK waters were deliberately and illegally released after being brought over from France and Spain. They take over the river system, cleaning out the barbel populations. The
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With a scythe like you.
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Lucky no t to be blinded.
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You don't have to hunt to be interested in, or a follower of, country sports. The more the merrier I say. We might need all the help we can get in the near future.
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The clue is in the title: General Talk.
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That's pure Benny Hill.
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At least you didn't say that you'd heard it on the grapevine. That was the other feller.
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Do you think they did in the bridle suite? Still, everyone hopes for a stable relationship.
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Yes, but all they have to do is confess to their sins to some faulty priest, do some minor pennance and then carry on regardless until the next confessional.
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Got to get your oats somewhere.
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The headline of this thread just said: Baby-oil and carrots found in.." And I immediately assumed: ".. Mushroom's arse." ?
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Has socks posted his obituary yet?
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We have a friend who was in charge of the Canadian equestrian team in the 70's and 80's. He flew over to Moscow to have a look at a venue they were going to compete in. He said it was exactly like the le Carre books. A woman sat at a desk in every hotel corridor. Two men following him round everywhere. Suspicious clicks and echoes on the phone lines. Cabbage for every meal........ After two days he approached the goons directly and suggested that they lead instead of following him so he wouldn't keep getting lost.
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Touche! ?
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There would have been a lot of people in Wembley who have no interest in football. They were supporting women.
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If you are looking for a specimen barbel you need to head for the middle east
