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  1. Nicepix
    I put the shutters up this morning to let in some air and got back in bed. A few minutes later this little chap walked in through the patio door. Had a walk around the room then spent a few minutes taking in the view. last week there were two golden orioles feeding off a rowan bush just outside the window.
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    That is exactly the point being made by Dutch farmers. The harmful emmissions will just be created elsewhere whilst being added to by transport emmissions and cause local unemployment.
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    Karaoke!..........one may know Karaoke but one must never use Karaoke!
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    He might be a snake, but he ain't a Paki. ? His family are from the Punjab but emigrated to Africa. He was born in Southampton. Private Eye have been investigating him for years. He is not declaring all his business interests (alledgedly)
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    In the litigious times it is sometimes impossible to demote or fire someone. Especially if nobody in their past employment has evidenced any failures. Easiest way to get rid of a problem is to promote them elsewhere.
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    Kinda like Useless von Lederhosen in Brussels. She cocked up in every department she worked in the German government and yet they kept on promoting her.
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    You now have a choice of a white woman, pick any one from two, or a black man. Lord Frost seems to think that Mordawnt is a shirker who has done nothing to warrant the top job. Private Eye claim that Sunak is hiding his true wealth and business interests from Parliament. So that leaves Truss.
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    All you need is a Yahoo or Hotmail email account to send the pictures to. Nobody would find them until you forwarded them on.
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    Second that advice. Damp towel draped over the back of your neck is instant air-con. Also get some tonic water, not the cheap stuff, Ssssch you know who's. The quinine will help prevent any cramps caused by dehydration.
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    Problem is, whenever they have a revolution, like in France or Russia they end up with Macron and Putin. Nothing changes really.
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    A customer of mine has had over €15,000 scammed out of their bank accounts. The scammers moved money from each of their two smaller accounts into the bigger one and then transferred the lot out. They normally have to wait 2 days for a transfer to new payees and authorise the transaction on their app. The scammers got their hands on the money in less than 12 hours. Their accounts are now blocked, they can't pay for fuel or food on their card, issue checks or draw moneyfrom the atm. The bank has promised them an update by August 3rd. That is 18 days from their report. I ended up loaning th
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    I've had some bad luck too. I haven't won the Nigerian Lottery for over a month now. It used to be every other day.
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    17 gardens checked, 3 cups of customer's coffee quaffed, 2 biscuits and 1 piece of cake scoffed, 220 miles and six moles.
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    I have to admit that she can make a chicken go a long way. Not as long as the stray chicken I kidnapped last week and dropped off at one of my customer's about 80km away. But she is thrifty.
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    Same here, but in our case it was roast chicken. So when I get back from mole-patrol tomorrow it will be chicken stir fry and on Tuesday risotto made from chicken stock.
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    Was that him off of Bread with the leather trousers or the footballer who sent to jail?
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    If you cut off the bottom of the clod, trimming the roots effectively, the clod will dry out quickly in dry weather and the grass will brown in a few days. You don't need a marker. It will be obvious where the trap site is, but the kids won't know. If you have to mark the trap site in a public area it is better to put 3 or 4 spots of marker paint around the trap site, but not too close to it so it isn't obvious. Got 17 calls to make tomorrow and 18 on Tuesday. Only around half of them have traps in at this time of year. The others are just a walk round to check for any new activity.
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    They followed the trail of empty wraps back to base.
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    Me too. But I sent an extra $5,000 to clear the legal costs last week so things should be moving soon.
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    Liebour have ruled out another referendum. If they included that in their mandate then they would be foolish to overturn it later. If they aren't clear about it in their mandate I can't see them getting in. IF the UK tried to rejoin the EU it would be on far worse terms than when we left.
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    Or the wooden horse of Troy scenario where they open the gates to let all their mates in.
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    Remember the advert on tv 'Nothing sucks like an Electrolux'? Well it was Scandanivian
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    Looks like I might be on the right track Do you want to find a toad's head on your pillow when you get home from the pub? ?️
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    I had similar at a customer's. He was putting the square foils of cat food in the bin without washing them out first. A rat got trapped inside and gnawed its way out exactly like that one.
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    I had a wood mouse living under the plastic sheets we had over the veg' plots. The terrier had several goes at it, but failed. All the others had been trapped. This one wouldn't go in a trap and by spring when the beds were uncovered it moved under the patio and fed under the bird table. Still wouldn't go in a trap so I shot it with an air rifle.
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