mel b
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Everything posted by mel b
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Having an interest in chocolate starfish and hamsters , doesn't make me a bad person yknow. Now can you please just sign this NDA , and we'll never speak of the matter ever again .
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Bumdering always gets you in the shite .
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In fairness . He only stuck his fist in Gordon . Although looking at that first pic , I'm not so sure .
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Now come on mack , be fair . It's only what any other ageing homosexual millionaire would do , to hide the fact that he'd taken advantage of of young boy .
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I know a bit about it through a shooting mate, that knows those involved . It was a terrible accident that happened while the farmer was taking care of a cow. My thoughts go out to all concerned. It must be truly devastating for both families.
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That food looks top notch mack , but it's not good enough to get me to go to London .
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That looks absolutely delicious , and way too healthy for you dc
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Forklift man and his twin brother haven't been shagging anybody for the last few years . They were a real pair of inbred retards , and got banged up for dealing coke . They're probably tugging each other off as I type . The place where I was working at the time , had about six or eight forklifts running 24/7 . The damage and accidents got so ridiculous in the end , that the whole factory had cameras fitted , and each shift had to have its own forklift examiner , and each forklift had an immobiliser fitted , that you had to put in your own personal code to start it , then if you crashed i
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Just withdraw his written authorisation to drive the flt . It's what I used to do when I was a flt instructor in my last job. Some of the idiots would knock walls down for a laugh , and one retard drove a forklift off a loading bay for a bet that he had with his twin brother . The idiot wrote off the forklift , and almost died.
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That's my wife's retirement plan
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Then I'll not light my fires and I'll happily freeze to death , so that my wife and kids can sue the government for my untimely departure .
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Daft question. Are open fires subject to the same regulations?.
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Now thats two kids that are having a fine old time
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R I P Steve. You brightened many an afternoon for me mate .
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It's just like something my old fella would have done .
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Now thats a character building experience for you
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This can do attitude is what made Britain great Sir .
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The loaders that work on our trucks earn about £11.50 ish per hour iirc. The problem is that they're pretty much all agency workers , and management drop them for days or weeks at a time , for no other reason, than to keep them keen . The problem is that it has the opposite effect , it leaves them in a position where they can't buy food or pay rent , so anyone with any motivation , just moves on , and all that's left behind is the dregs , that can't get anything else.
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Just get a bucket for a toilet , and you're good to go .
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That looks delicious
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I sometimes think back 24 years to when I first started working on the bins . Half of the old lads had to sign for their wages with a X , because they couldn't read and write , but , they had a lot more common sense than the guys that turn up for work now. The bins has turned from a relatively well paid job , that the lads wanted , into a very poorly paid job , that they really don't care if they keep. Management are all too aware of the type of people that are turning up for work , but the job is so poorly paid now , that they struggle to get anyone at all. Management will car
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That's an awful lot of bodies under the ground that were walking on. Not that most will still have any visible remains.
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If you try to explain that it's really dangerous, they just can't see it . It's like trying to reason with someone that's blind drunk , but they swear that they haven't had a drink. I used to throw the mobile phone idiots off my truck. I'd give them a couple of friendly warnings, and explain why it's so dangerous (because ive seen too many blokes hit by cars , while theyre fannying about with a phone), then I'd tear them a new one , and say next time , they're off the truck . Some of them were still stupid enough to carry on texting / calling , while they're standing in the middle of
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Phones at work really boil my urine. Driving my bin lorry , watching idiots trying to load the lorry one handed , when cars are whizzing around them , makes my ass pucker . I have the same argument with the same blokes day after day . I try to explain that I'm not being a cnut , I'm trying to keep them alive .
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It's funny , but I've always been aware of that , and I'm very comfortable with it . Man has been walking the earth for many thousands of years , and in relative terms , it's only very recently, that we've been putting all of the dead people in the same place . In real terms throughout the very early history of man, you either got buried where you fell , or got left on top for the earth (and everything on it) to consume you.
