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  1. mel b
    Well their is that thing that Norfolk lads do with their sisters , but we don't really like to talk about it .
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    When I worked the doors , every woman got treated like a lady , right up to the point that they take a punch at you . Then they leave like a bloke. My mate worked the doors for 20 years , and he only got knocked out once . He got knocked out by a drunk young woman with a lump of lead in a handbag . She then threw the bag through a huge plate glass window . When the police turned up , an inspector was with them . She started screaming that her dad was also a police officer ( turns out he really was a police officer ), and would do all of the other police officers. The inspector said " o
  3. mel b
    I get very jealous of anyone that owns a mini digger . Most blokes want a bigger todger, not me , I'd rather have a tiny todger , and a mini digger.
  4. mel b
    I have to admire your dogged determination sir
  5. mel b
    He was getting his rusty sherrifs badge polished
  6. mel b
    The secret to a happy relationship, is understanding that all women are mental . You just need to find one that operates at a level of mental that you can tolerate , and marry that one .
  7. mel b
    The fonz .
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    Trump.

    mel b replied to jukel123's topic in General Talk

    I think that pretty much sums up how most (rational) British folks see things as well wd
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    Trump.

    mel b replied to jukel123's topic in General Talk

    This. I only know a couple of Americans, and they both think trump is great.
  10. mel b
    Cracking watch
  11. mel b
    That doesn't look too bad at all , I'd definitely give that a go .
  12. mel b
    What do they taste like ? .
  13. mel b
    I guess it's similar to the UK. Old timers would eat most things , but younger generations prefer supermarket food .
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    Do you shoot them and eat them wd ?.
  15. mel b
    You should have opened with that one dude . It would have made everyone's choice much easier
  16. mel b
    You never know Dido, he must just say " sorry , I was being a bell end , after getting on the outside of a bottle of sloe gin " , or something equally as apologetic.
  17. mel b
    I dunno mack , he has been drinking an awful lot of proseco just lately .
  18. mel b
    That looks spot on .
  19. mel b

    Snow day

    mel b replied to DIDO.1's topic in General Talk

    If you don't mind a drive to mid Wales, I've got hundreds of rowan saplings that you're welcome to dig up . All sizes from six inches , to six feet.
  20. mel b
    First things first. Just how fat is his wife's left wing arse ?( pics would help). Secondly . Stop drinking proseco . It will turn you into a homosexual. Most importantly, and the only real answer. Go with your gut feeling. If its your shoot , it's your shoot , and you set the rules , and choose who shoots there. Spending time with people that you don't like , will leave you resenting them , and resenting yourself. We all know that hunts can sometimes be a pain , but as a shooter , I also realise that my shooting can be an equal pain to others . A little tolerance
  21. mel b
    Feck me , what sort of clubs have you been frequenting .
  22. mel b
    Those few words were almost biblical . Is it too late to make it the 12th commandment .
  23. mel b
    If its any consolation to the guys on the site that don't get much sex , you can rest assured that I did my very best to keep our collective average sex rate at a very high level . I was doing a public service .
  24. mel b
    Given what she did , they would seem more befitting of her crime , and I reckon the queue of subpostmasters waiting to take a turn , would be very long indeed.
  25. mel b
    These are the ones I used on my Mrs workshop. A very easy , quick , and relatively cheap fix .
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