mel b
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I very rarely drink these days, and haven't smoked for about ten years , but i had a glass of rum , and a Cuban cigar , in memory of my old mate Ray, who's funeral I attended on Friday. Ray would have approved .
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One of these days I really should tell my mate what it means .
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The only Spanish I know , is mucho grande maracon. One day , I had a , drunk , Spanish speaking , Russian , lad working on the truck( dont ask , we get allsorts). I pointed to my other mate , and said to the Russian lad ," mucho grande maracon " . The Russian lad said , " ah , you like Ricky Martin? " , and started wiggling his hips . My mate ( who can barely speak english ), said " yes " and started wiggling his hips along with the drunk Russian . It was one of those , you had to be there moments , but it still tickles me now , just thinking about it .
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I work with a black Austrian guy. His dad worked for the un , and the family have lived all around the world . My mate speaks about eight different languages , and the only one that he can't get to grips with is Japanese. His brothers and sisters live all around the world , and when he speaks to them on the phone , they all speak in different languages. I asked him one day , what language he thinks in , and he thinks in English.
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I find that anyone that can't speak the Kings English , is just a savage , that has no business trying to converse with me .
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I love anything that's charred . Burned=flavour .
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You're just showing off now aren't you . I could demolish that right now.
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I've read about it on another site. To be honest , it's just too f***ing disturbing to think about. What the f**k is happening to the world ???. It's bad enough that one nutter is insane enough to be into something like this , but , thousands of other equally insane people are enjoying it right along with him . It's just like those monkey torturing nut jobs that have been all over the news this week. Nobody loves to laugh and joke about daft stuff more than me , but these f***ing lunatics are really doing this stuff. Have people always been doing things like this , and we're on
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Sssshhhh.
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I used shaved hamsters , they're wipe clean
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I'm terribly sorry , I know that a gentleman of your breeding, would never shake a fellow piddlers todger , without first putting on his calf skin todger shaking gloves .
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You should have been a good toilet neighbour , and shaken it for him
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You paint such a wonderful picture
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Bang on the money . As children mature , they'll become curious about many things . This curiosity should be allowed to run in its own good time as they mature , and not pounced upon and or forced , by teachers. Just let children be children , and don't use them as pawns in the modern game of woke.
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Yep. I've never been a fan of religion , since it was forced down my throat as a kid , and I had horrific nightmares and flashbacks that the devil would get me. I was determined that my kids would never have any religion forced on them as youngsters , but if they wanted to follow a religion of their choosing as they got older , then they would have my full support. Organised religion , has been the hiding place of some of the biggest monsters in history.
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It seems to me that the head teacher us aiming at true equality. Not the skewed equality that creates most of the problems and tensions that we see in this country . When my kids were young , I didn't want them exposed to any religion . Religion was their choice to make , once they were old enough to understand, and choose what they felt was right. My children were raised with decent values , a sense of right and wrong . Religion played no part in it.
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These are the best eggs that you'll ever taste by a long way. Crispy around the edges , but with a runny yoke. The only downside is that your cholesterol level will be so high , that your life expectancy is about a fortnight .
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I'm so glad that I shoot my own food. Those prices are crazy.
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What a fantastic sight to see. It would make my day to find that little lot.
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Well I'm voting for BB .
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Xc90 v discovery which one is better for reliability?
mel b replied to Lenmcharristar's topic in General Talk
I've had a 56 plate xtrail for about 5 years now . It's done almost 173,000 , and still drives well. I keep thinking that it has to give up soon , but it just keeps on going. In all honesty , it's probably the best all rounder that I've ever owned. -
Don't mock my size issues . I can manage two inches on a warm day
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I'm not a bummer . I never push it more than half way in , so that doesn't count
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I can't really eat fried food these days , so I'll have to go with the cocaine fuelled sex instead
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I bet that really hit the spot
