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mel b

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  1. It's Sickening. Especially when most of them won't even be paying council tax in the first place. I can see why the council do it , it's just easier,and cheaper to give them extra bins , or collect it more often ,rather than having to go back and clean the mess up when it's scattered all over the place , but it really sticks in your f***ing throat.
  2. It's gone straight on my " to do " list .
  3. You're a f***ing animal . I love you .
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    Sickening ! , truly f***ing Sickening !.
  5. I just get them up to speed for your strenuous demands .
  6. f**k off , if theirs a pie riding on it , I'm FD
  7. You just have a perverted mind. You have an even more perverted mind for knowing what it's really called
  8. The piece of shit knows only too well what people would like to see him do , but he'd never have the balls , or the integrity , to do it.
  9. As has already been said. He's just a nasty little f***ing shitweasel !.
  10. I agree . It sounds like things are being deliberately held back.
  11. It's heartbreaking. I cannot even begin to comprehend how the families of his poor victims will be feeling , or how they can ever carry on with any kind of normal life in the future. They have my most sincere and heartfelt sympathy. I truly hope that their is a hell , and that the evil monstrosity that did this , burns for eternity.
  12. I'm with shaaark. Those carrots look fantastic . I reckon you should have wrapped the apple sauce in flaky pastry, and had it for your pudding .
  13. You're just a lightweight. You could do with taking a leaf out of the baberboy cook book . Just a momentary lapse , that can be easily forgiven sir .
  14. I'll agree that the red sauce wasn't the finest choice , but , it's two meals on one plate , so that trumps everything else .
  15. Oh well done sir . Your food to plate ratio is probably the most perfect that I have ever seen . It's Olympic gold .
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    My fine art of course
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    Envy is just so ugly . If you eat an olive , I'll let you stroke it
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    It's a f***ing duck Eagle, and it puts the Elgin marbles to shame. You just don't appreciate fine art when you see it.
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    How feckin dare you insult the pride of my fine art collection. Little donkeys beauty is rivaled only by the mona Lisa.
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    It's big errol , Leroy was was last week
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    For the tenth time , it's not a porch , it's a f***ing orangery
  22. mel b

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    Twas a great loss to the carriage driving world sir . They would have got to see what gentleman of such breeding could do with a handful of osses .
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