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  1. mel b
    That's exactly how I feel. Walking into old monasteries always makes me feel the same. I always sort of freeze for a second , as everything seems so familiar. They often have a tape playing , and it's like I've heard the sounds before. My late wife always said that I'd been a monk in a previous life . Not the religious pious type of monk , but the type of monk that ate whole roast chickens , and drank gallons of mead .
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    Haunting. It sounds like it could be 500 years old.
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    The Sickening truth dido. What the f**k has happened to this country ?.
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    mel b replied to Bakerboy's topic in General Talk

    She'd be no good for me wilf . I only get the fat ones that can't run away
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    That looks spot on
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    People would actually start talking to other people again . It would be proper face to face conversations, just like the olden days
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    Let's be honest. Everyone knows that he didn't really mean it. He was just being a perfect example of a typical political slimy gobshite , that's trying to ingratiate himself with the locals , to ensure his future place at the trough . He doesn't believe in anything but greed.
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    The best bacon and egg sandwiches I've ever had, we're cooked at first light , on a cold river bank.
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    Thankyou for the explanation scotty.
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    What makes you think that scotty ?. I just couldn't see how that could ever happen .
  11. mel b
    That sounds spot on .
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    Two of the best posts I've ever read .
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    It's a shame that it didn't turn out nice . It sounds like a nice piece of fish.
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    Olympics

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    Don't mention the o word , I think he's a bit pre menstrual at the moment, and he'll be out throwing rocks at his local paper shop .
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    What fish did you use ?. I love fish , but I'm not always keen on fish " in things ".
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    It looks like you're eating poor man's food today mack. It looks spot on .
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    The civilised side of my brain , says that we can't do that in a civilised society, but the angry parent in me , wants to hold the vile c**t down , while the parents peel his skin off .
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    You've met my wife then .
  21. mel b
    I always do my best to keep in shape. Today's shape is a sack of potatoes .
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    You're making a rod for your own back , he'll expect it all the time . If he ever says do you want to pop round and see some hamsters , just run !.
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    He's just woken up in next door shed again . Give him an hour to sober up and he'll be raving about olives again .
  24. mel b
    It's French of course. Everybody knows that all binmen are fluent French speakers. He haw he haw he haw. It wasn't woodland dining , it was a locally sourced multi cultural meal ( it came from the greek chip shop up the road). You seem to have got quite a few things stuck up your bum over the years , im starting to think that it might not be accidental .
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    Tarte au steak et aux rognons en epi a la dido. Obviously I went for the healthy option , not like dido , he's just a f***ing savage .
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