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    End to the problem When your food is in front of you Put a fork full in your mouth chew it then Spit it back on the plate saying feck that's hot Bet you. A pound to a pinch of shite She won't want to share it
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    6 of us have gone every year for the last 7 years We take half oil drum and have a big fire that draws a few lads round for a beer and chat Last year was disappointing to May pet dogs and thieves about We have rented a fishing pool in Hereford this year for the weekend Of the fair see how that goes If the show reports are good we will be back Have a good un
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    May be that could be the new defence for burglars " what you doing in my house" It's ok calm down I'm from apple just having a look round
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    Hibiscrub is great for washing your dog if it has scratches ,cuts,flea bites any broken skin It's got chlorhexidine gluconate in it It's what surgeons wash their hands with before operations eBay,chemists,pet shops about £5 .500 ml bottle Only need a bit and dilute it
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    In balls deep
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    Dan we do well with a dimmer on the lamp we turn it right down so we can still see what is going on Also remember when it's a big moon they can see you and won't come Also we use an amber filter don't know if it's because it's the same colour as street lights but it seems to be the best filter Without a doubt the dimmer as helped a lot On top of all that we use a foxpro if they don't like one call we find another Mouse .rat .hare.pheasant.chicken distress that's a good one I lamp for ratmanwan he shoots a 250 and is spot on Don't want to rub it in but we go out once a week And averag
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    Rspca Visit

    abarrett replied to Spring's topic in General Talk

    What is needed is a hidden live catch trap in the garden If there ain't a cat there ain't a complaint
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    Get the mrs to take it as long as she keeps her mouth closed and lips tight together it will stay fresh
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    Chainsaw for sale £20 good working order
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    Iv got an idea to make a few quid here goes Put an ad up chainsaw for sale £20 good working order Let's say 50 people want it they all pay you Then open a bank account under the name Gay massage services Then contact all the people who payed you tell them the saw has been pinched and you will give them their money back Then send them a cheque from the new bank account Pay mr smith £20 from gay massage services See how many take the cheque to the bank Not many I bet Free money all above board
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    Try a tin of wet cat meat they love it and can smell it a way off Or sit out and shoot it Good luck
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    Well done mate They don't get that big eating worms You've done someone a good turn there
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    Don't forget to get to get a Bayonet for the really close stuff Never mind all this long range shooting lol
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    Parker hale mods on a 22lr are good as anything and only about £20 I got a sak on my 17 does the job no problem
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    Wriggling kid I went to cut a bit of the horrible thing that's when It thrashed round the sink I though we was going to have to shoot it
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    Offer to take the money over a few months You've got more chance of getting £100 a month Than. £400 in one hit Farmers do pay some just take for ever I'd give the live stock market photo trick a miss that could back fire If he tells all the other farmers he ain't payed because you couldn't catch a mole in a bucket That will do you more harm than good Good look
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    Remember the one We had wrapped in smoke bacon very nice Tasted a dam site better than the conger eel we tried
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    Open all the doors then let fly with a leaf blower in car But don't do it on your own drive Bits of pie,chip papers,fag ends all gone
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    Bible

    abarrett replied to yorkshire's topic in General Talk

    I read it just out of curiosity a few years ago I couldn't make head nor tail of it if I'm honest The bible has been in our family for ever it's a great big thing About 2 foot square and about 8 inch thick with a thick black leather cover My first memory of it was standing on it to reach the toilet lol
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    Some time ago I read in a paper that a local council Asked a lady take her collection of I think they were natwest pig banks Out of her front window as they were offending the local Muslims in the shop across the road The same council spent thousands of pounds moving the toilets in the council houses Because when the residents sat on them they were facing in a direction that offended them
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    When you fry some bacon tip the fat on the trap Or a bit of raw sausage meat
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    Wedding video
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    25 years ago me and my brother gave £100 For an old Sun blessed bread van with sliding doors It still had the racks in that held the bread baskets Great van just not fast It was never locked because the key was stuck in the ignition It got pinched about 10 times and we always found it about 200 yards away No joy riding to be had at 20 mph
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    Mice !

    abarrett replied to Sweeney's topic in General Talk

    Smoke em out Not the mice The neighbours
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    Pizza it's just cheese on toast Stick to that bit of red sauce No more a hole like a blood orange
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