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Blackbriar

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  1. if she anywhere near Milton keynes my advice would be keep on going lol Cheeky fecker !
  2. Can't have a good days driven shooting without a drop of sloe gin..... ....purely for medicinal purposes, obviously !
  3. Go on then lads......I'll start. 30 ? I don't believe it - you don't look a day over 22, my dear ! (Are you blushing yet ?)
  4. And, let's remember that school meals are made with halal meat (often without parental knowledge)...... another coincidence ?
  5. Raw pepper, olives and celery ! How very middle class........did Tristram and Cressida also have Pimm's on the lawn...?
  6. Turkey ham ...... It's probably just a coincidence that they check for pork pies, Pepperami and sausages.......in Bradford !
  7. Thanks Sadiq ! It's good to know that it's nothing to do with vast amounts of congested traffic, industrial pollution or the huge office buildings that have all their lights on all night.... !
  8. So, teachers check pack lunches...... .....resolve cases of "bullying", offer sexual advice to minors, promote racial equality, offer lessons in transgender issues, gloss over "inconvenient" periods of history, support minors with eating disorders, and do all this in the few weeks a year they seem to be actually at work these days...... .......I'm amazed they find the time to teach kids to read and write !
  9. I'd happily do it for free.........but the wife would insist on coming along !
  10. Some bloke from a far flung corner of the country joins, and he gets a couple of gruff greetings.... A seemingly attractive young lady joins and flattery and flirting abounds. Before the days out, well have page after page of thinly veiled flirting, mostly by married men ! You guys make me sick ! You should be ashamed of yourselves ! Welcome and happy times Shewolf, I hope your times with is are pleasant. (......and if you're near Milton Keynes on Saturday ?)
  11. If you pay peanuts, don't be surprised when you get monkeys ! "Thank you for flying Buddy Holly Airlines....."
  12. He didn't have a bad life did he ?
  13. I could refer you to my signature quote ?
  14. BBC1 every night - highlights from the previous day, due to the time difference.
  15. They may be missing a limb or two.......but they've definitely still got their balls ! And it's thanks to men and women like them that our enemies will never beat us !
  16. I'll bow to your judgement, mate ! Should have more time with her after this week end Gary at the moment its getting round to her when im not fecked from work lol got a bit spare time next week so should have her done and back together ready for test firing and crono,d Going to see if i can pick a bis butt pad up this week end at the shooting show for her atvbjimmy :thumbs: Mate, it's really not a problem ! Take as long as you like - I'm sure you have much more important things to think about.
  17. He's only 68 and leads a very healthy lifestyle, he'll be around for a while yet Shouldn't that be what you're hoping for anyway? Seeing as you think he's such a disaster for Labour's chances. I expect them to implement their manifesto I wouldn't say he's a disaster for Labour... He's will be a disaster for the country though It tells you a lot about the state of the Tories, when Corbyn says Labour are "mainstream" and a "government in waiting".....and nobody's falling about laughing !
  18. Very well put Blackbriar ;-) Thank you - I made some sense..........for once !
  19. Can they drive as long as it's dark and they're not wearing make up ? And have a man's permission, and have a child in the car ? And as long as they're accompanied and don't have the radio on ? Why did the Saudi women cross the road ? Never mind that - why is she out on her own ?
  20. I love Lee Mack and the very underrated Gary Delaney....he's funny and very clever.
  21. Blackbriar

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    I haven't got a problem with out of date stuff - trust your nose and all that......I just wouldn't buy anything off those dirty ba5tards !
  22. I don't know if the accent is exaggerated.......but a lorra lorra work went into it !
  23. Can't stand him ! About as funny as kidney stones ! And that accent is like fingernails down a blackboard..........
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