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Blackbriar

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  1. Call me pedantic, but how can anyone be a "settled traveller".......?Fixed abode mateSo, in what way would you be a "traveller" ? Irish Travellers are recognised as a distinct ethnic group regardless of where they happen to live... Never mind all that ethnic bollox...... I'm being pedantic ! How can you be a traveller if you live in the same place ? Ive gone past a site for 10 years that I can remember.....same people, living in the same caravans/semi permanent chalets. In what way are they "travellers" ? They don't travel anywhere - apart from 2 weeks in Torremolinos every August.....
  2. And mine ! I've got my head buried in all things hunting, while she oohs and aahs over some prat baking a cake, or a bunch of tiresome Londoners shouting at each other...... The trick is to learn to nod and say "yeah" in all the right places, while paying no attention whatsoever - if you can fake sincerity, you've got it made !
  3. The refugees best friend, Angela Merkel, has received something of a kick up the ar5e...... Her party's vote share has fallen (though it's still around 32%), her coalition party, SDP leader Martin Shultz, has said the grand coalition is over, having "failed to reach its objectives", while the hard right, anti-immigration AfD is set to gain Bundestag seats for the first time, with a projected 13% vote share..... http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/politics/german-election-results-exit-poll-2017-live-latest-afd-mps-merkel-alternative-a7964796.html
  4. Call me pedantic, but how can anyone be a "settled traveller".......? Fixed abode mate So, in what way would you be a "traveller" ?
  5. You can always trust JP to tell it like it is !
  6. Call me pedantic, but how can anyone be a "settled traveller".......?
  7. Can anyone think of a club that you have to pay to leave ?
  8. "What good is it to gain the world, if you lose your soul ?" https://youtu.be/eJlN9jdQFSc
  9. Another top tip I remember...... Get that expensive gravel driveway sound but glueing Rice Crispiest to your car tyres.......
  10. Yes it 8s brilliant. Favourite readers tip was Don't waste your money on expensive carpets just buy two little squares and strap them on your feet Stop bread going stale by storing it in a bucket of water.
  11. The Violence of the Lambs !
  12. I will got it ! And it does !
  13. Or look at it another way......a hell of a shot ? Probably got a hell of an App...... Do you reckon he used Chairgun ? (If he did, I wish he'd explain it to me !)
  14. Alternatively,BGD could be Biffa Bacon given the abuse he takes. For that reason, he should be Suicidal Sid !
  15. Milly Tant and her Radical Conscience......gotta be BGD !
  16. Or look at it another way......a hell of a shot ?
  17. I could well be like the dad who buys a massive Scalextric for his 2 year old son !
  18. Incredible work, there ! I'm what's known as a Midlands engineer - "We're gonna need a bigger hammer !", so I'm a bit in awe of anyone with technical expertise, and I reckon you're one of the best, Jimmy !
  19. I'm the same as you Phil - some of those technical thingamajigs do work well for people but, I just don't get it I've always set targets out a various distances and shot a load of pellets at them I draw a picture of my reticle on a separate bit of paper and, mark down where the pellet impacts at each distance. ....... it works for me Also, I find that doing it this way helps to get an eye for the ranges. I am Spartacus ! I've downloaded Chairgun a couple of times, but......I just don't get it ! I'm far from stupid, and I can turn my hand to most things, but I'm just not teccy mi
  20. My eldest sister is Rebecca, my daughter in law is Rebekah....... I went to school with twin boys - Steven and Stefan ! My first wife had an uncle called Donald McDonald ! (and his wife was Olive - now there a name you don't hear any more !)
  21. Your name vill also go on ze list !
  22. I've got Kelly Yvonne (middle name after my ex wife's mum, who died when she was a little girl), and Joseph David (David is my middle name, after my late dad). I remember seeing some snotnosed kid misbehaving in Tesco. The chavvy mum eventually lost her temper and shouted "If you don't f***ing behave, I'll kill you, Crystal Summer !" What ARE they thinking of ?
  23. Best idea ? Leave them alone. They're harmless and good controllers of real insect pests !
  24. The term "legend" is much overused these days, but this as a man truly deserving of the accolade ! A sad loss to boxing, and to sport in general.
  25. You'll need to get yourself some public liability insurance ! It sometimes helps persuade landowners - and you'll meet plenty of them, as you travel endless miles to knock on doors, and get turned down over and over again ! Persistence, persistence, persistence !
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